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[Guest Moomintroll]

Cincinnati airport is in Kentucky which is odd as Cincinnati is in Ohio.
 

To be fair, Ryanair manage to fly to some airports that aren't even in the same country as the City they are named after.

[Sergeant Wilson]

12 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

A lassie near me stopped to help an injured owl she found on the road. A car smashed into her, she died at the scene.

Shit tawny happen.

[Bold Rover]

5 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Shit tawny happen.

Snowy nuff good puns on here.

[Stellaboz]

To be fair, Ryanair manage to fly to some airports that aren't even in the same country as the City they are named after.

Which ones are they?

[tamthebam]

The People's Friend is 150. Which reminded me of Jeremy Hardy's version of the Red Flag he came up with on "I'm Sorry I haven't a clue": 

The People's Friend is hardly read-

Except by those who are nearly dead. 

The supposedly painted covers of Scottish scenes by "J Campbell Kerr" are, of course, a cheat. My Dad's pal from Dondeh who was a photographer and worked occasionally for D.C. Thomson said that the Editor would sent out a photographer to take a photo of, say, St Andrew's Cathedral, and the subs would mock up a painting from the photo. Oh my, isn't it awffy?

[Shotgun]

Don't forget the horse:

 

Ah yes, the demonic horse. As you can see; it’s eyes are red and light up at night. Fecking horrible thing.

 

True story- while the artist was still working on it, a bit fell off and pierced his...whatever the big artery at the top of your leg is called and he bled to death. Serves him right imo.

[Shotgun]

It's miles from Denver and shrouded in mystery and conspiracy.

Took forever to build it and some strange practices regards hiring/laying off construction staff.

Used to have some odd and very grim murals inside terminal building. Rumours of an underground military installation there also.

It’s only about 30 minutes from the centre of Denver tbf, and the open space between has been pretty much filled in over the last few years.

There are conspiracy theory websites devoted to the other stuff though.

[Dee Man]

I'm currently training a guy at work who is sporting the same jeri-curl hairstyle under his baseball cap as Ice Cube in Boyz in tha Hood. He also has the same style facial hair and I reckon with a pair of shades on he could pass as the gangster rapper in his chubbier days. Coupled with a guy I used to work with who is the absolute spit of Eazy E, I'm looking at starting up an NWA tribute band. 

If anyone knows any Dre, Yella or MC Ren lookalikes can you send them round to my bit. Cheers. 

[Shandon Par]

On 15/01/2019 at 13:41, Rugster said:

What a fucking twit.

Twoo you calling a twit?

[Melanius Mullarkey]

8 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

I'm currently training a guy at work who is sporting the same jeri-curl hairstyle under his baseball cap as Ice Cube in Boyz in tha Hood. He also has the same style facial hair and I reckon with a pair of shades on he could pass as the gangster rapper in his chubbier days. Coupled with a guy I used to work with who is the absolute spit of Eazy E, I'm looking at starting up an NWA tribute band. 

If anyone knows any Dre, Yella or MC Ren lookalikes can you send them round to my bit. Cheers. 

Good to see casual racism is still alive and well, nay positively encouraged in Australia.

[Shandon Par]

16 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

I'm currently training a guy at work who is sporting the same jeri-curl hairstyle under his baseball cap as Ice Cube in Boyz in tha Hood. He also has the same style facial hair and I reckon with a pair of shades on he could pass as the gangster rapper in his chubbier days. Coupled with a guy I used to work with who is the absolute spit of Eazy E, I'm looking at starting up an NWA tribute band. 

If anyone knows any Dre, Yella or MC Ren lookalikes can you send them round to my bit. Cheers. 

I know an Arabic Eazy dead ringer if yours is ever off sick. Nobody remembers what Ren and Yella look like anyway. 

[Bairnardo]

I know an Arabic Eazy dead ringer if yours is ever off sick. Nobody remembers what Ren and Yella look like anyway. 

Dee Man is an Aussie now anyway so its likely that he thinks "they all look the same".

[Melanius Mullarkey]

17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

I know an Arabic Eazy dead ringer if yours is ever off sick. Nobody remembers what Ren and Yella look like anyway. 

"One of them is probably Chinese", said Dee Man yesterday.

[Shandon Par]

11 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Dee Man is an Aussie now anyway so its likely that he thinks "they all look the same".
 

Brought to you by Dee Man promotions, straight outta Compton, California, it’s the world’s most dangerous group.

 

[Mark Connolly]

1 hour ago, Dee Man said:

I'm currently training a guy at work who is sporting the same jeri-curl hairstyle under his baseball cap as Ice Cube in Boyz in tha Hood. He also has the same style facial hair and I reckon with a pair of shades on he could pass as the gangster rapper in his chubbier days. Coupled with a guy I used to work with who is the absolute spit of Eazy E, I'm looking at starting up an NWA tribute band. 

If anyone knows any Dre, Yella or MC Ren lookalikes can you send them round to my bit. Cheers. 

 

[Dee Man]

You lot will be hearing from my lawyer in the morning. 

[ICTChris]

Don’t know how they are going to find her

[Jacksgranda]

7 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Dee Man is an Aussie now anyway so its likely that he thinks "they all look the same".
 

Don't they?

[Boghead ranter]

http://www.travelweekly.co.uk/articles/321676/disgruntled-tui-customer-erects-scaffolding-protest-outside-travel-store

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Tui has apologised after an angry customer erected scaffolding outside one of its agency branches claiming the holiday giant ruined his wedding.

Jason Cooper organised the protest in front of the Tui store in Broadstairs in Kent after booking a venue in Zante for the ceremony with the company.

But when he arrived on the Greek island days before his wedding, he discovered the location was only able to hold less than half the number of guests promised.

He erected the first poles outside the shop yesterday morning but the store responded by calling the police to the public protest.

Officers arrived but decided not to take action.

The 37-year-old, who runs Margate-based Technical Scaffolding, had booked the two-week holiday and wedding for 100 guests in Zante.

But when the couple and their party arrived at the venue they had booked for their wedding in September, the venue they had been given could only hold 45 guests.

Cooper told kentoneline: “The reps said they had nothing to do with weddings. We spent a week trying to find a new venue at our own expense.

“We booked everything with Tui to save headaches at the other end.”

He planned the protest after claiming the travel company took three months to get back to him. He took direct action when he said his complaints were dismissed again.

The company has now said it will be offering a full refund and apologised to the couple.

Tui said in a statement: “We would like to sincerely apologise to Mr and Mrs Cooper and their party for the mistakes made with their wedding booking.

“We understand this would have been a stressful experience and extremely disappointing for the customers during what should have been a very special time.

“We are carrying out a full internal review into what happened, both during the booking process and also since the customers have returned home.

“We are in contact with Mr and Mrs Cooper to apologise and we have offered a full refund of their holiday and extra costs.”

Cooper said police had been called but officers said because the scaffolding did not block the path and because his protest was on private land any dispute was with the landowner rather than police.

Posters were also put up, carrying the travel firm’s logo and the claim: “TUI ruined my wedding.”

The first sign was allegedly pulled down by store staff – but Cooper had a spare sign made and was able to put it up again.

A Kent Police spokesman said: “Kent Police was called to a report of a dispute outside commercial premises in Margate Road, Broadstairs at 9.53am on Thursday 17 January 2019.

“Officers attended and it was established the dispute relates to a civil matter.

“While at the scene, a report of criminal damage caused to a sign was made to officers. Initial enquiries into the reported damage are ongoing.”

Any P&Bers ever tried to resolve an issue with a retailer by having an erection outside the shop?

[Adam]

Follow this page on Twitter, some of the votes are outstanding. Trying to work out if it would be physically possible to get a lob on at your desk, around colleagues, and w**k furiously enough for three minutes in order to cum.