BFTD Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: The hand is the finest part of the animal Apparently the cannibals of Haiti consider the hand to be the tastiest part of the body. Is it @KnightswoodBear who has the dainty hands, or was that someone else? Asking for a Haitian mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Apparently the cannibals of Haiti consider the hand to be the tastiest part of the body. Is it @KnightswoodBear who has the dainty hands, or was that someone else? Asking for a Haitian mate. Outrageous for you to libel the good people of Haiti, proud rebels against slavery and colonialism, especially at this time. They're just partial to lady's fingers, otherwise known as okra. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 5 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: From the one (1) time I intentionally ate okra, if anything that's worse. Okra fries are good in Bundobust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 (edited) There's a live peado roust I'm going in Carron Rd in Falkirk ( just across the road from Lidl ). Front window panned in, crowd of a couple of hundred gathered outside, police vehicles camera phones, the works. EDIT - be a wear. Edited June 9, 2020 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 a pressed hand - well, in that case it'll be a different matter entirely - why on earth didn't you say that you were a travelling man ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 There's a live peado roust I'm going in Carron Rd in Falkirk ( just across the road from Lidl ). Front window panned in, crowd of a couple of hundred gathered outside, police vehicles camera phones, the works. EDIT - be a wear. Updates? You still alive? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, Empty It said: 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: There's a live peado roust I'm going in Carron Rd in Falkirk ( just across the road from Lidl ). Front window panned in, crowd of a couple of hundred gathered outside, police vehicles camera phones, the works. EDIT - be a wear. Updates? You still alive? It's being live streamed on Facebook and everything. Oh the excitement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=569443090437275&id=188744761202698&fs=0&focus_composer=0 To the comments! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 It's being live streamed on Facebook and everything. Oh the excitement. Wonder if the guy is actually a beast or just pissed off another teen mother with lots of Facebook friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 "Peodo". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: Outrageous for you to libel the good people of Haiti, proud rebels against slavery and colonialism, especially at this time. They're just partial to lady's fingers, otherwise known as okra. It was Clive James who told me that, you cruel b*****d. The man's dead; have some decency. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: There's a live peado roust I'm going in Carron Rd in Falkirk ( just across the road from Lidl ). Front window panned in, crowd of a couple of hundred gathered outside, police vehicles camera phones, the works. EDIT - be a wear. Any Haneys living in the Falkirk area these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 I've been glued to this for two hours now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 21 minutes ago, Gaz said: I've been glued to this for two hours now “Chips, cheese n donner! Wur oan it til the morra!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=569443090437275&id=188744761202698&fs=0&focus_composer=0 To the comments!The highlight for me was "Jan" correcting someone for using the wrong "there" by using the wrong "their" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 I'd love to say that the absolute mutants standing there were in no way representative of the people of Bainsford / Langlees, but they are absolutely representative of the people of Bainsford / Langlees 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 13 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: 100% Beef hand. No pressed nonsense. Sold out to every monk and beef head, Oh me ears are alight. But I'd have to hear it on a Maxell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 10 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. The Waltons hated when Pa came home drunk and told them all what he really thought of them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Is the peado deado? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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