Sergeant Wilson Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: Cuthbert cuthtard. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Tracy Chapman - Fast Car might be in my top 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 As someone that stopped watching at the 3rd one this is truly beyond parody. I guarantee the next one will either involve them using time travel to race their former enemies or centre around them going to heaven and racing with Paul Walker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 (edited) I got one of those caterpillar cakes once. Put in the fridge overnight and when I checked on it in the morning it had turned in to a butterfly. Edited April 18, 2021 by DA Baracus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Monday or Tuesday night - can't remember - I had a bit of running around to do after work and ended up grabbing a takeaway (chips and donner - £9 bythefuckingway, rip off bastirts) in the middle of town before heading up the road. It was about midnight. I had a quarter of it and binned it. It was terrible. My stomach started killing me about an hour later. Tonight its Takeaway Thursday so I got a small donner. Ate about half of it (it was a fair size tbf) and since about an hour after it, my stomachs been in tatters. Is it possible for your body to just give up the ghost with a certain food? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Mr. Alli said: Monday or Tuesday night - can't remember - I had a bit of running around to do after work and ended up grabbing a takeaway (chips and donner - £9 bythefuckingway, rip off bastirts) in the middle of town before heading up the road. It was about midnight. I had a quarter of it and binned it. It was terrible. My stomach started killing me about an hour later. Tonight its Takeaway Thursday so I got a small donner. Ate about half of it (it was a fair size tbf) and since about an hour after it, my stomachs been in tatters. Is it possible for your body to just give up the ghost with a certain food? Probably. I used to like eating cucumber as a kid and now it gives me terrible wind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Wee lunchtime walk through the gorbals today. This walk revealed a shisha bar, a "patisserie" (I shit you not) hidden behind rubble in a half derelict industrial street, an astonishing number of discarded whip it chargers and some graffiti revealing "God is Gay". So, if you're a homophobic, athiestic vandal, currently tripping your nuts off on laughing gas; hello. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 14 hours ago, tamthebam said: Probably. I used to like eating cucumber as a kid and now it gives me terrible wind. Just as well you wrote "eating"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 I know there are some folk that absolutely love the creative patter involved in football nicknames. Well, Dyche came out with a classic effort today: And the bit that makes it? that’s right - he used a full name for the foreign lad, despite there clearly being potential for him to comply with the nomenclature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, G51 said: I know there are some folk that absolutely love the creative patter involved in football nicknames. Well, Dyche came out with a classic effort today: And the bit that makes it? that’s right - he used a full name for the foreign lad, despite there clearly being potential for him to comply with the nomenclature. Jay Rodriguez was born in Burnley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said: Jay Rodriguez was born in Burnley. thats the joke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 There's a grey hair in my beard. I'm 29. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 13 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: There's a grey hair in my beard. I'm 29. Lucky you. I went grey at 21 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Youngest stepdaughter phoned her mum to say she'd got a four figure back payment for underpaid benefits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: There's a grey hair in my beard. I'm 29. I've a grey streaks in my hair and I'm 29 and my cousin's fast approaching full grey by 30. It's better to be grey than balding unless you're like Christopher Meloni. Edited April 16, 2021 by NotThePars Wildly different Christopher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Hamish French was born with silver locks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Wait til yer pubes start going grey!Mine did at 20No one noticed til I was 35 [emoji22] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 I got a gray hair last year. Fortunately my cunning plan of not bothering to cut my hair or shave for a number of months has covered it up nicely. I do however look like an amish wrestler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 No problem at all with going grey or finding individual hairs, I was just very surprised by this one. Especially given how shit my beard is. I'd be traumatised if I ever went bald. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Welsh farmer eats same tea for ten years https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/apr/16/experience-ive-had-the-same-supper-for-10-years What a top man he sounds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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