BFTD Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 I bet scottsdad wasn't expecting this level of interest in penis measurement via battery size. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 Considering the lads who deliberately make themselves incontinent by inserting big things up their chuffs (see Goatse), I can guarantee there'll be some subculture somewhere of people who insert progressively larger objects into their pork swords. I know there was a video years ago of a guy shoving a toothbrush up there...bristles first. I'd just buy a travel case, personally. That's tonight's Googling sorted, at least.Just get onto Ygerbil and put 'Sounding' into the search bar. You'll get all the penis insertions you could ever need in one sitting. (But you knew that, didn't you Dave.?) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 People are fucking mental. Never heard of 'sounding' before tonight. P&B truly is a chaps eye opener at times. (Slang for the urethral meatus modified to avoid racist connotations). 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 People are fucking mental. Never heard of 'sounding' before tonight. P&B truly is a chaps eye opener at times. (Slang for the urethral meatus modified to avoid racist connotations). 'chaps eye opener'......... Outstanding, sir. Have a greenie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 Mum said she was 'starving' and in tears after takeaway put wrong sauce in kebab (msn.com) This is great. Cheered me right up after reading about Ukraine all morning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 erotic urethral sounding Different strokes for different folks, each to their own, et cetera, but that is a fucking oxymoron. Pretty sure Putin introduced it as a way of getting pigs to squeal in Lubyanka. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 14 hours ago, 'WellDel said: People are fucking mental. Never heard of 'sounding' before tonight. P&B truly is a chaps eye opener at times. (Slang for the urethral meatus modified to avoid racist connotations). I saw it being done on someone once and my stomach lurched, and I don't have a penis! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 I saw it being done on someone once and my stomach lurched, and I don't have a penis! I am led to believe that many women of the BDSM community aren't averse to cervical sounding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 Get this chat tae f**k btw 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: I am led to believe that many women of the BDSM community aren't averse to cervical sounding. female Uretha sounding is a unique feeling, I'm lead to believe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 23 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Hi Ho Hi Ho, it's back to the pub I go. This is an absolute ripper of a hangover and I have so much shit to get done. Aw fuckoff Alli. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 Get this chat tae f**k btw[emoji2961]^^^^^ Fainted at the birth of his first born....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 Just now, Florentine_Pogen said: 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Get this chat tae f**k btw ^^^^^ Fainted at the birth of his first born....... I didn't btw, and that was some next level shit. Still though, not as bad as these fucking deviants escaping from the NSFW forum.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 I didn't btw, and that was some next level shit. Still though, not as bad as these fucking deviants escaping from the NSFW forum....I detect a bit of jealousy coming from the eight-shags-a-year-through-a-sheet-with-a-hole-in-it uber-vanilla brigade.Live and let live........... Even in Falkirk. [emoji16] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: I detect a bit of jealousy coming from the eight-shags-a-year-through-a-sheet-with-a-hole-in-it uber-vanilla brigade. Live and let live........... Even in Falkirk. No kinkshaming from me m9, it's just that anything that you read that makes you instinctively move to protect yer wedding tackle ought to be retained in some sort of holding pen for the real pros. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 17 hours ago, BFTD said: I bet scottsdad wasn't expecting this level of interest in penis measurement via battery size. I hadn't realised the level of interest, no. Betting that @Bairnardo spent a sleepless night with visions of insertions going through his mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 2 hours ago, RH33 said: I saw it being done on someone once and my stomach lurched, and I don't have a penis! Did you get lost and stumbled into the wrong room? Or did you voluntarily join an audience to such an event? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Did you get lost and stumbled into the wrong room dungeon ? Or did you voluntarily join an audience to such an event? FTFY. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Did you get lost and stumbled into the wrong room? Or did you voluntarily join an audience to such an event? I'm happy to cede my title of P&B's premier deviant to RH33. She gets away with posting shit on here that I never could. Edit: she may have to wrestle @King Kebab for it, however. Possibly in a tank of octopuses. Edited February 26, 2022 by BFTD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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