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[Bert Raccoon]

4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

What did you use it for?

 

1 hour ago, DA Baracus said:

Cooking.

You've spelt wanking wrong m8

[DA Baracus]

8 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

 

You've spelt wanking wrong m8

That's what I call it.

[Bert Raccoon]

1 minute ago, DA Baracus said:

That's what I call it.

f**k coming to yours for dinner 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Played a full 90 minute 11-a-side game today. Legs are non existent.

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Scored a hat trick though. Heider, left foot, right foot (penalty).

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[DA Baracus]

4 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

f**k coming to yours for dinner 

A unique dining experience.

4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Played a full 90 minute 11-a-side game today. Legs are non existent.

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Scored a hat trick though. Heider, left foot, right foot (penalty).

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But in to which net?

[johnnydun]

18 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Played a full 90 minute 11-a-side game today. Legs are non existent.

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Scored a hat trick though. Heider, left foot, right foot (penalty).

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Tell me more!

[Melanius Mullarkey]

1 minute ago, johnnydun said:

Tell me more!

Was a game in Perth with some folk from work. The Dundee Dingos beat the Perth Pumas 9-5 (or thereabouts). I’m away to my bed.

[johnnydun]

Just now, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Was a game in Perth with some folk from work. The Dundee Dingos beat the Perth Pumas 9-5 (or thereabouts). I’m away to my bed.

Was there a lot of arguments about the best way to set up a wall?

[Melanius Mullarkey]

2 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

Was there a lot of arguments about the best way to set up a wall?

Pretty much arguments about everything. Great laugh.

[Zetterlund]

25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Played a full 90 minute 11-a-side game today. Legs are non existent.

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Scored a hat trick though. Heider, left foot, right foot (penalty).

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I made an 11's comeback at 35 after not playing since the under 18s. My lasting memory from my first match is feigning injury in order to be subbed after making a lung-bursting run down the wing from defending a corner.

[Duszek]

On 23/09/2022 at 17:14, SlipperyP said:

Have a great folks

 

 

That’s fucking crackers. Humans, eh?

[welshbairn]

2 hours ago, johnnydun said:

Was there a lot of arguments about the best way to set up a wall?

I'd imagine MM volunteered to lie down to block a daisy cutter.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

2 hours ago, Zetterlund said:

I made an 11's comeback at 35 after not playing since the under 18s. My lasting memory from my first match is feigning injury in order to be subbed after making a lung-bursting run down the wing from defending a corner.

I was seriously considering feigning injury about the 60 minute mark until I made a lung bursting 5m run into the box to be scythed down for a penalty. Tucking away the subsequent spot kick gave me a boost to stand about for the remaining half hour.

[DiegoDiego]

The Dundee Dingos beat the Perth Pumas

So American football then?

[Melanius Mullarkey]

17 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:

 

So American football then?

Plenty of punts anyway. Well at least I think that’s what they were shouting at me.

[scottsdad]

The "King of" threads are getting tiresome now. 

[Bairnardo]

Learned today that John Cena is in the record books for fulfilling, by quite a considerable distance, requests from the make-a-wish foundation. Good guy.  

[Jacksgranda]

1 hour ago, scottsdad said:

The "King of" threads are getting tiresome now. 

I haven't read any of them.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

3 hours ago, scottsdad said:

The "King of" threads are getting tiresome now. 

Probably needs consolidated into a King of King of Threads Thread. 

[Rugster]

1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said:

I haven't read any of them.

I’ll sleep tonight.