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4 hours ago, Thane of Cawdor said:

Just seen a South African investment fund manager interviewed on Sky.  Poor bugger's called Fani Titi.  Life, and parents can be so cruel.

Used to know somebody called Michael Robert Brian Johnson. He was never best pleased that his parents never gave his initials much thought…

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19 minutes ago, PSJ.84 said:

Used to know somebody called Michael Robert Brian Johnson. He was never best pleased that his parents never gave his initials much thought…

Other than being Mr BJ. That's the almost the most dull 4 names you could get as well. 

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14 minutes ago, thistledo said:

Other than being Mr BJ. That's the almost the most dull 4 names you could get as well. 

Hadn’t even thought of that - suits him perfectly!

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Regarding boring names - I used to know a lad called David who had two brothers. Stephen and John. Stephen, John & David. Why even bother giving them names at all if that's all the effort you're going to put into it.

With apologies to all the Stephens, Johns and Davids of P&B.

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10 minutes ago, Shotgun said:

Regarding boring names - I used to know a lad called David who had two brothers. Stephen and John. Stephen, John & David. Why even bother giving them names at all if that's all the effort you're going to put into it.

With apologies to all the Stephens, Johns and Davids of P&B.

My mate John's dad and grandad are also called John. To avoid confusion within the family, the older Johns are universally known as Jack and Jocky. Why not just give your son a different name to start with if you're going to confuse your family for generations?

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Older P&Bers may remember watching Dr. James Burke on telly. A scientist who explained things in a way even us normal people could understand. This popped up on my Fizzbook page this morning.

The Greatest Shot in TV History

Obviously, the greatest shot in TV history was Archie Gemmell's goal against Holland but this is still worth a watch.

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29 minutes ago, Zetterlund said:

My mate John's dad and grandad are also called John. To avoid confusion within the family, the older Johns are universally known as Jack and Jocky. Why not just give your son a different name to start with if you're going to confuse your family for generations?

Always found naming a child after yourself to be a really weird tradition.

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5 minutes ago, RawB93 said:

Always found naming a child after yourself to be a really weird tradition.

At least we don't have suffixes after the name like the Yanks do.

"Joseph Biden Jr." - the man is eighty, FFS. How old does he have to be before he can drop the 'Junior' bit?

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1 hour ago, Shotgun said:

Regarding boring names - I used to know a lad called David who had two brothers. Stephen and John. Stephen, John & David. Why even bother giving them names at all if that's all the effort you're going to put into it.

With apologies to all the Stephens, Johns and Davids of P&B.

Something that's always mildly amused me is Bear Grylls has 3 sons. "Jesse" which is arguably a normal name and then "Huckleberry" and "Marmaduke"...

I can imagine Jesse playing his PS5 and looking outside the window to see Huckleberry and Marmaduke in the back garden scranning worms with Bear clapping in the background. 

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9 hours ago, scottsdad said:

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I hadn't considered the idea of spiders emerging from my urethra before, so thanks in advance for that screaming nightmare.

Please delete before @KnightswoodBear see this; thanks.

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43 minutes ago, RuMoore said:

Something that's always mildly amused me is Bear Grylls has 3 sons. "Jesse" which is arguably a normal name and then "Huckleberry" and "Marmaduke"...

I can imagine Jesse playing his PS5 and looking outside the window to see Huckleberry and Marmaduke in the back garden scranning worms with Bear clapping in the background. 

I'm sure the children of Bear Grylls spend lots of time with PlayStations.

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1 hour ago, RuMoore said:

Something that's always mildly amused me is Bear Grylls has 3 sons. "Jesse" which is arguably a normal name and then "Huckleberry" and "Marmaduke"...

I can imagine Jesse playing his PS5 and looking outside the window to see Huckleberry and Marmaduke in the back garden scranning worms with Bear clapping in the background. 

He was going to name his next son after his favourite boxer until it was pointed out that 'George Foreman Grylls' wasn't really a good idea.

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