scottsdad Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 15 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: The guy who escaped from prison has pled not guilty to escaping from prison. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66876658 Good on him. "I was in the kitchen, I bent over to tie my shoelaces and a passing van snagged my t-shirt. Before I knew it I was being dragged under the van for miles. It wasn't my fault." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 27 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Good on him. "I was in the kitchen, I bent over to tie my shoelaces and a passing van snagged my t-shirt. Before I knew it I was being dragged under the van for miles. It wasn't my fault." There’s no van access in the kitchen at Belmarsh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: There’s no van access in the kitchen at Belmarsh. It's attitudes like this that stop innocent folk being given a fair trial. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 10 minutes ago, scottsdad said: It's attitudes like this that stop innocent folk being given a fair trial. No it’s feeble defences such as yours that mean you’ll never be a great criminal lawyer Falkirk will never get out of league one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Good on him. "I was in the kitchen, I bent over to tie my shoelaces and a passing van snagged my t-shirt. and reached up to switch on the commercial-grade air extractor and was sucked into the ducting. Before I knew it, I was being dragged under the van for miles. ejected from the flue at great speed and landed in a haystack outwith the prison walls. It wasn't my fault." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: There’s no van access in the kitchen at Belmarsh. Sounds like the voice of experience. Although you were probably in before the wheel was invented. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Just now, Melanius Mullarkay said: Sounds like the voice of experience. Although you were probably in before the wheel was invented. When he was in, it was called Bedlam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 On 18/09/2023 at 22:17, Venti said: 2 for the price of 1 (red kerd) Boy was on loan too from the other team 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 13 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: When he was in, it was called Bedlam. The Bellend of Bedlam as he was (probably) known. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Since being ill my wife has lost 15kg in weight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Just listened to Ade Edmundson on Desert Island Discs and they said Rick Mayall died in 2014. I was absolutely sure he died in the last year or so and it's doing my head in trying to think who I'm mistaking him for. Unless there was some anniversary or something. Any suggestions gratefully received. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: Just listened to Ade Edmundson on Desert Island Discs and they said Rick Mayall died in 2014. I was absolutely sure he died in the last year or so and it's doing my head in trying to think who I'm mistaking him for. Unless there was some anniversary or something. Any suggestions gratefully received. Its possible that you are just getting old and 2014 seems like only last year. If not, I've looked at celebrities who died in 2022 and I can't see anyone who you could mistake either physically for Rick Mayall. Robbie Coltrane? Leslie Philips? Kirstie Alley? Pele? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 10 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said: Since being ill my wife has lost 15kg in weight Have to ask, is that grimace emoji a happy grimace or a not so bueno grimace? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 11 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said: Since being ill my wife has lost 15kg in weight Similar thing happened to the missus a few years back. Went into Perth for a small procedure (downstairs) and caught some kind of shitting bug. Took 3 months for her to stop and she lost about 2 stone. Fair play though she managed to put it back on within a couple of weeks. Anyway hope the missus is on the road to recovery. Get her on the fudge doughnuts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Similar thing happened to the missus a few years back. Went into Perth for a small procedure (downstairs) and caught some kind of shitting bug. Took 3 months for her to stop and she lost about 2 stone. Fair play though she managed to put it back on within a couple of weeks. Anyway hope the missus is on the road to recovery. Get her on the fudge doughnuts. That's the thing with women, they have the willpower to do stuff like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 (edited) Bloody cookies and search history, making P&B now advertise anal/clit-combo vibrators and futuristic cock rings: eta: weird for you seeing P&B in another club's theme, isn't it. Edited September 22, 2023 by Hedgecutter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Bloody cookies and search history, making P&B now advertise anal/clit-combo vibrators and futuristic cock rings: f**k trying to clean that ribbed monstrosity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 12 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Bloody cookies and search history, making P&B now advertise anal/clit-combo vibrators and futuristic cock rings: eta: weird for you seeing P&B in another club's theme, isn't it. Why have they doused it in glitter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: Have to ask, is that grimace emoji a happy grimace or a not so bueno grimace? Happy for her,but not the way she wanted to lose it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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