GordonD Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 5 hours ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: That's the sort of thing they need on hostel fridges. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Aye. They're got a bunch of them up around the ship, obviously due to being targeted by the local junkies. The Boots across the road often has a security guard outside who seems to have the role of bouncer! Aye that Boots is some place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 I thought I saw a ghost escape there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 23 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I heard a radio advert for Jane Plan, they ask you to get in touch and they'll be able to tell you if you're overweight. What happened to the old way of finding out? Heard an advert on the TV saying similar, presumably for them. If you're wondering whether you're overweight, you probably have body dysmorphia - folk who are actually fat don't get the opportunity for doubt. On 23/09/2023 at 09:18, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: If that's the chain I think it is, one of the owners is a fucking psychopath and will be just as seething and impotent as this hilarious notice would suggest. A wee shame. Thoughts and prayers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 On 23/09/2023 at 12:12, Zetterlund said: Lots to pick over on that sign. First of all, *you're. Also, "your days are numbered" is a bit dark, threatening murder for a potential sausage thief. And I'm sure Dundee's finest are paying an officer full time to keep watch over the meat aisle. THEIVES 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 I've recently discovered that the best way to turn out marigolds is by blowing into them. I've spent my life carefully fingering them the right way before use 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 30 minutes ago, BTFD said: I've recently discovered that the best way to turn out marigolds is by blowing into them. I've spent my life carefully fingering them the right way before use 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, BTFD said: I've recently discovered that the best way to turn out marigolds is by blowing into them. I've spent my life carefully fingering them the right way before use In similar vein, I recently discovered that a wee sprinkling of talc / baby powder on the hands makes putting on nitrile gloves an absolute doddle. Edited September 24, 2023 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 4 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: In similar vein, I recently discovered that a wee sprinkling of talc / baby powder on the hands makes putting on nitrile gloves an absolute doddle. Careful you don't leave any on the body, Mr Dolarhyde. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 39 minutes ago, BTFD said: Careful you don't leave any on the body, Mr Dolarhyde. You'll need to enlighten me, David. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 16 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: You'll need to enlighten me, David. Oh my; go and read/watch Red Dragon/Manhunter now, you poor deprived thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 Always thought Santander were a bunch of c***s (anybody who employs Ant and Dec in their advertising campaign has to be) but they're really screwing this poor guy over. Santander: Man loses £3k and can't get money from bank - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 My mate got a letter from HMRC saying he owed them £1600. They whipped his next wage. They've sent him a letter saying they owe him £3000 and he will have in in 6 to 10 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: My mate got a letter from HMRC saying he owed them £1600. They whipped his next wage. They've sent him a letter saying they owe him £3000 and he will have in in 6 to 10 weeks. That money is just resting in their account... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 Since Saturday morning I have done in excess of 20 shites. Think its safe to say I have some sort of food poisoning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Since Saturday morning I have done in excess of 20 shites. Think its safe to say I have some sort of food poisoning. ^^^ Arsehole like a burst nectarine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 20 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Since Saturday morning I have done in excess of 20 shites. Think its safe to say I have some sort of food poisoning. Farewell sweet prince 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 On 24/09/2023 at 14:45, Florentine_Pogen said: In similar vein, I recently discovered that a wee sprinkling of talc / baby powder on the hands makes putting on nitrile gloves an absolute doddle. If you have kids doing swimming lessons the same thing works with their hat thingys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Since Saturday morning I have done in excess of 20 shites. Think its safe to say I have some sort of food poisoning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 9 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ^^^ Arsehole like a burst nectarine. I yearn to improve towards that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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