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[TxRover]

20 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

My brother's first car was an Opel Kadett.  Just like this one, same colour and everything:

Absolute heap of shite. 

Opel badged Chevrolet Chevette…piece of shite is too good a term for it. Had a ‘78 that caught fire on the freeway due to a transmission fluid leak after months of it smoking and trying to fix it several times.

[Zetterlund]

5 hours ago, scottsdad said:

My brother's first car was an Opel Kadett.  Just like this one, same colour and everything:

Absolute heap of shite. 

Which one?

[Zetterlund]

This is pretty intense.

 

[alta-pete]

Just wait til you Brexity boys find out that Vauxhall is actually now owned by Peugeot Citroen. Ooft. 

[BFTD]

On 04/10/2023 at 11:09, jimbaxters said:

Toyah Wilcox is on House of Games this week. She's had her face done and looks like a Riddler,

You've not seen the home videos of songs that she does with her husband or her face wouldn't be the only thing you'd be contemplating the plasticity of.

[GordonD]

Had my third chemo session today. Feeling a bit knackered and the hair loss continues but otherwise no real side effects. Going for a CT scan on Monday as we're at the halfway point in the treatment.

Edited October 6, 2023 by GordonD

[supermik]

1 hour ago, GordonD said:

Had my third chemo session today. Feeling a bit knackered and the hair loss continues but otherwise no real side effects. Going for a CT scan on Monday as we're at the halfway point in the treatment.

Stick in there buddy. Best wishes to you, really hope you get better soon xx 

 

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

Im on holiday just now, just arrived in Tampa last night and the flight was delayed, my wee boy was upset and feeling a bit sick (hes 5) and we had to drive through to Orlando, essentially 3 hours later than planned. We were singing in the car to keep him in a decent mood and obviously as we got closer to Disney the songs kinda went along those lines. We had about a mile to go and saw all the road signs ‘disney next exit’ etc and a billboard for the ride ‘Seven Dwarfs Mine Train’ with the caption ‘Heigh Ho’. This in turn inspired me to sing the song ‘Heigh ho’ for the last few minutes of the journey, we pulled into the car park of the hotel, really decent wee hotel, the drury plaza, im getting the luggage out of the boot and the wee man out the car, still sub consciously whistling the song. I look up and theres a couple of people looking at me, theyre not chuffed, they appear to be people with dwarfism. The hotel it turns out is hosting ‘the little people of america’ convention this week and ive shown up inadvertently being offensive as f**k, im pretty much convinced im going to get jumped now and feel fucking terrible.  

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

5 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:

Im on holiday just now, just arrived in Tampa last night and the flight was delayed, my wee boy was upset and feeling a bit sick (hes 5) and we had to drive through to Orlando, essentially 3 hours later than planned. We were singing in the car to keep him in a decent mood and obviously as we got closer to Disney the songs kinda went along those lines. We had about a mile to go and saw all the road signs ‘disney next exit’ etc and a billboard for the ride ‘Seven Dwarfs Mine Train’ with the caption ‘Heigh Ho’. This in turn inspired me to sing the song ‘Heigh ho’ for the last few minutes of the journey, we pulled into the car park of the hotel, really decent wee hotel, the drury plaza, im getting the luggage out of the boot and the wee man out the car, still sub consciously whistling the song. I look up and theres a couple of people looking at me, theyre not chuffed, they appear to be people with dwarfism. The hotel it turns out is hosting ‘the little people of america’ convention this week and ive shown up inadvertently being offensive as f**k, im pretty much convinced im going to get jumped now and feel fucking terrible.  

[TxRover]

11 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:

Im on holiday just now, just arrived in Tampa last night and the flight was delayed, my wee boy was upset and feeling a bit sick (hes 5) and we had to drive through to Orlando, essentially 3 hours later than planned. We were singing in the car to keep him in a decent mood and obviously as we got closer to Disney the songs kinda went along those lines. We had about a mile to go and saw all the road signs ‘disney next exit’ etc and a billboard for the ride ‘Seven Dwarfs Mine Train’ with the caption ‘Heigh Ho’. This in turn inspired me to sing the song ‘Heigh ho’ for the last few minutes of the journey, we pulled into the car park of the hotel, really decent wee hotel, the drury plaza, im getting the luggage out of the boot and the wee man out the car, still sub consciously whistling the song. I look up and theres a couple of people looking at me, theyre not chuffed, they appear to be people with dwarfism. The hotel it turns out is hosting ‘the little people of america’ convention this week and ive shown up inadvertently being offensive as f**k, im pretty much convinced im going to get jumped now and feel fucking terrible.  

Sounds like a lead up to a “would you rather fight 100 rat sized elephants or one elephant sized rat” question.

[Newbornbairn]

A few years ago I was visiting a factory and passed a loading bay where a forklift driver was struggling to get stuff back onto a pallet that had slipped off the forks.

 

"Can I give you a hand?" says I,  just at the exact same moment I realised the reason he was struggling was he only had one arm.

[Richey Edwards]

19 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

A few years ago I was visiting a factory and passed a loading bay where a forklift driver was struggling to get stuff back onto a pallet that had slipped off the forks.

 

"Can I give you a hand?" says I,  just at the exact same moment I realised the reason he was struggling was he only had one arm.

Was it the guy from Def Leppard?

[Black Pennel]

Was it young Iain ?..or was it Ian with one "I" ?...

[Swarley]

16 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

@Swarley someone needs educated on Holdens

Vauxhall?

[Black Pennel]

4 hours ago, GordonD said:

Had my third chemo session today. Feeling a bit knackered

Serious post.

Been there, done that.

I was down to seven stone and getting fed through tubes in my nose.

I'm now back to being a wee fatty again.

Please, please, don't ever give up (I nearly did) and keep yer chin up.

Fingers crossed for you.

[Stellaboz]

My wife's previous company just went past few days on a company retreat. 

We've only started new job this week.

They had Cascada coming to fucking perform for them last night on the beach. She's never heard of her and I'm wallowing in a puddle of jealousy and bodily fluids.

[GordonD]

11 hours ago, GordonD said:

Had my third chemo session today. Feeling a bit knackered and the hair loss continues but otherwise no real side effects. Going for a CT scan on Monday as we're at the halfway point in the treatment.

Anybody want a Gollum-ogram? Act quickly...

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

8 hours ago, Newbornbairn said:

A few years ago I was visiting a factory and passed a loading bay where a forklift driver was struggling to get stuff back onto a pallet that had slipped off the forks.

 

"Can I give you a hand?" says I,  just at the exact same moment I realised the reason he was struggling was he only had one arm.

I was in a band and one day we played a gig at a charity do, my drummer hadnt met the sound guy until we went on at soundcheck, he saw him bending down fixing something and said ‘want a hand mate?’ And saw the rest of our faces, he felt like i did now when the boy turned around and had one arm. 

[Jacksgranda]

 

13 hours ago, GordonD said:

Had my third chemo session today. Feeling a bit knackered and the hair loss continues but otherwise no real side effects. Going for a CT scan on Monday as we're at the halfway point in the treatment.

Keep going, you're halfway there!

Edited October 7, 2023 by Jacksgranda

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

Annnd to make matters worse i was taking a pic for context when someone attending the conference saw me take that, i dont think they believed me when i said it was for an obscure scottish football message board general nonsense section.