Sergeant Wilson Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 23 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: https://bbc.com/news/articles/cdrlx5yxr60o Wonder if anyone else will agree with my take away from this video. I hope she had pants on! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 (edited) 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I hope she had pants on! The old "tip of the iceberg" joke sprang to mind Edited August 14 by jimbaxters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I hope she had pants on! Were you looking for the little gem? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 Anyway, ‘Mon the Jocks. Famous Stonehenge stone came from Scotland not Wales https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c207lqdn755o @Hedgecutter what say you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 Eau de sandwich... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 69, she's moved on... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: 69, she's moved on... Bottled it, I reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 ^^^^^ Never heard of her. Is she famous for summat........? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ^^^^^ Never heard of her. Is she famous for summat........? For a few things. EastEnders original and there for a decade or so. Still not what she's most famous for though. Bit of a "slip", the silly sausage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 11 hours ago, Swarley said: Aye that's pretty cringey. I'm not academically gifted. In fact I really struggle with learning. It's why I got mostly Cs in my Highers. It's part of the reason I only last one year at Abertay. It's part of the reasons I was at Aberdeen university for five years and got no further than third year before having to pack it in. It's probably the biggest reason I had to bin an OU course over halfway through the first year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: I'm not academically gifted. In fact I really struggle with learning. It's why I got mostly Cs in my Highers. It's part of the reason I only last one year at Abertay. It's part of the reasons I was at Aberdeen university for five years and got no further than third year before having to pack it in. It's probably the biggest reason I had to bin an OU course over halfway through the first year. Nothing wrong with that at all. I got 2 Cs in my Highers and only did 3 years of a 4 year degree course at Edinburgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 15 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anyway, ‘Mon the Jocks. Famous Stonehenge stone came from Scotland not Wales https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c207lqdn755o @Hedgecutter what say you? Sky News covered this earlier, featuring local geologist @throbber to explain the stone's origins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 6 hours ago, Swarley said: Nothing wrong with that at all. I got 2 Cs in my Highers and only did 3 years of a 4 year degree course at Edinburgh. Then you became a crim and was deported down under. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Then you became a crim and was deported down under. Basically. I did work on a pig farm for a bit. I'm not saying that's how I disposed of the bodies but next time I'm across I'll give you a tour. Don't wear wellies though, the pigs don't like the taste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Then you became a crim and was deported down under. And I think we've found someone who failed their English O Grade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 11 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: 69, she's moved on... No way is she 69. I'm not swallowing that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 6 minutes ago, scottsdad said: No way is she 69. I'm not swallowing that. If she came onto you, you'd bottle it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 51 minutes ago, Swarley said: If she came onto you, you'd bottle it. You'd make a fortune selling that type of thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 (edited) 15 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I'm not academically gifted. In fact I really struggle with learning. It's why I got mostly Cs in my Highers. It's part of the reason I only last one year at Abertay. It's part of the reasons I was at Aberdeen university for five years and got no further than third year before having to pack it in. It's probably the biggest reason I had to bin an OU course over halfway through the first year. Don't want this to come over in a bad way bud. I left school with 4 o grades, all flukes. As you have read many a time, im don't do academic or intellectual. Im fine with that. Most importantly, try to appreciate what you have and not what you see in others. I sit in an old wooden house, sleep on the floor and have 3 kids asking me for everything. Dont chase ghosts don't be what you think people think of you. Most importantly dont be an arsehole. You dont need a tick a box for that. Be good, be strong. At the end of the day. Just punch them. Ps not the kids, the nerds. We have all the good chicks. Edited August 15 by SlipperyP 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 5 hours ago, Swarley said: And I think we've found someone who failed their English O Grade. School of Hard Knocks, University of Life, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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