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I've a very sore knee, which has just seemed to have come out of nowhere.

I said to my wife "I'd love to know what happened to my knee."
My wife said "Old age, Jacksgranda."
I replied "My other knee's the same age, and there's nothing wrong with it."

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19 hours ago, throbber said:

I don’t think it’s a spoof and someone would have called it by now. It’s hardly a big place. It’s the way he put “contractions” in inverted comas and then didn’t think much of it despite her being 38 weeks pregnant and then rocks up with a Black Isle brewery blonde with her complaining he isn’t taking her stomach pains seriously. I assume he drinks and drives as well unless he got her to drive? 😂

 

All the nonsense women put out about men not knowing what pain is because they haven't given birth though. Clearly they just plop out and you go back to the pub. 

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1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said:

I've a very sore knee, which has just seemed to have come out of nowhere.

I said to my wife "I'd love to know what happened to my knee."
My wife said "Old age, Jacksgranda."
I replied "My other knee's the same age, and there's nothing wrong with it."

You should send that into the People’s Friend magazine.

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1 minute ago, Richey Edwards said:

I have never heard of bulldog moisturiser.

Bulldogs do look wrinkly as f**k though, so moisturiser might do them some good.

Try it. Wee bit expensive, but IMO you're worth it.

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Stanley is awesome

 

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Just now, Venti said:

Try it. Wee bit expensive, but IMO you're worth it.

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Stanley is awesome

 

FFS...no way I'm putting bulldog piss on my face.

(Not again, anyway) 

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1 hour ago, coprolite said:

I had to put moisturiser on my scrotum to deal with somd chafing related dry skin. It hasn't had any noticeable impact on wrinkliness. 

I’m sure the term ‘too much information’ is very outdated but maybe it could make a comeback.

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