Miguel Sanchez Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 6 minutes ago, throbber said: You’d appreciate how irritating the original story is and it takes about 45 seconds to read I got the gist of it. I'm a busy man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I got the gist of it. I'm a busy man. Don’t believe the second part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 I've a very sore knee, which has just seemed to have come out of nowhere. I said to my wife "I'd love to know what happened to my knee." My wife said "Old age, Jacksgranda." I replied "My other knee's the same age, and there's nothing wrong with it." 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 (edited) 19 hours ago, throbber said: I don’t think it’s a spoof and someone would have called it by now. It’s hardly a big place. It’s the way he put “contractions” in inverted comas and then didn’t think much of it despite her being 38 weeks pregnant and then rocks up with a Black Isle brewery blonde with her complaining he isn’t taking her stomach pains seriously. I assume he drinks and drives as well unless he got her to drive? All the nonsense women put out about men not knowing what pain is because they haven't given birth though. Clearly they just plop out and you go back to the pub. Edited August 7 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 7 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I've a very sore knee, which has just seemed to have come out of nowhere. That is worrying. It normally comes between the thigh and the shin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 2 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: That is worrying. It normally comes between the thigh and the shin Hung like a horse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 22 hours ago, throbber said: Read this charming story from Belladrum festival. Hate was flowing through my veins as I read this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 19 minutes ago, GTG_03 said: Hate was flowing through my veins as I read this. Which part please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 Just now, throbber said: Which part please The lower case ‘o’ in Muir of Ord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I've a very sore knee, which has just seemed to have come out of nowhere. I said to my wife "I'd love to know what happened to my knee." My wife said "Old age, Jacksgranda." I replied "My other knee's the same age, and there's nothing wrong with it." You should send that into the People’s Friend magazine. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The lower case ‘o’ in Muir of Ord. Didn’t even pick up on that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 30 minutes ago, throbber said: Which part please The big ones in my boaby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 Bulldog moisturiser > Nivea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 10 minutes ago, Venti said: Bulldog moisturiser > Nivea I have never heard of bulldog moisturiser. Bulldogs do look wrinkly as f**k though, so moisturiser might do them some good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 1 minute ago, Richey Edwards said: I have never heard of bulldog moisturiser. Bulldogs do look wrinkly as f**k though, so moisturiser might do them some good. Try it. Wee bit expensive, but IMO you're worth it. Spoiler Stanley is awesome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 Just now, Venti said: Try it. Wee bit expensive, but IMO you're worth it. Hide contents Stanley is awesome FFS...no way I'm putting bulldog piss on my face. (Not again, anyway) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 I had to put moisturiser on my scrotum to deal with somd chafing related dry skin. It hasn't had any noticeable impact on wrinkliness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 10 minutes ago, coprolite said: I had to put moisturiser on my scrotum to deal with somd chafing related dry skin. It hasn't had any noticeable impact on wrinkliness. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 1 hour ago, coprolite said: I had to put moisturiser on my scrotum to deal with somd chafing related dry skin. It hasn't had any noticeable impact on wrinkliness. I’m sure the term ‘too much information’ is very outdated but maybe it could make a comeback. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 2 hours ago, coprolite said: I had to put moisturiser on my scrotum to deal with somd chafing related dry skin. It hasn't had any noticeable impact on wrinkliness. For the avoidance of doubt, NO pix please! GTF 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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