scottsdad Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: Tam Cowan used to claim that as a boy he used to play a game called 'Touch the dog's arse'. Maybe that's how it starts... What did he touch it with? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 5 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33nv8x64mlo Which P&Bers do we think are most likely to have sexually tortured and killed dogs? Only kill dogs if they have ordnance. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Tam Cowan used to claim that as a boy he used to play a game called 'Touch the dog's arse'. Maybe that's how it starts... I think that arsehole Tour Guides in Edinburgh should stop telling tourists that touching Greyfriars Bobby's nose is a tradition when it bloody well isn't and start telling tourists that playing touch the dug's arse is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 Do you ever get that urge to put a bear in a bear costume and let it loose in Ibrox? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 21 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Do you ever get that urge to put a bear in a bear costume and let it loose in Ibrox? "Today, Broxi will be played by Wojtek" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 Miss the smell of hops in Edinburgh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 On 06/08/2024 at 20:12, Jacksgranda said: I've a very sore knee, which has just seemed to have come out of nowhere. I said to my wife "I'd love to know what happened to my knee." My wife said "Old age, Jacksgranda." I replied "My other knee's the same age, and there's nothing wrong with it." Ditto. Maybe we could put it in our wills to donate our good knee to each other? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 a very, very small spider has just crawled across my screen. @KnightswoodBear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 20 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Thank you Amazon. My wife had some designer shoes on her wishlist and got a notification that some had 60% off - £100 down to £40. So she went to buy a pair and noticed she had a discount voucher on the checkout page for 50% off, so she applied it. The shoes were reduced to zero. She tried it with some others and, would you believe it, it worked again. All in all she got 5 pairs of shoes and a designer swimsuit for £0. 15 minutes later, the sale had stopped. She was sure they'd notice their error and cancel the sale but no, yesterday they all arrived. She hasn't broken any rules that I can see, just followed their steps to get a bargain. I have to ask - did you actually see written confirmation of the above or has your wife done you here? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 9 minutes ago, hk blues said: I have to ask - did you actually see written confirmation of the above or has your wife done you here? lol - no, I saw the screen. It's her money anyway so makes no difference to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: lol - no, I saw the screen. It's her money anyway so makes no difference to me. And when her money runs out, where does she get more money? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 11 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said: Miss the smell of hops in Edinburgh. It’s pretty potent right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Love babysitting my neighbours kids. Thought they'd like cereal? Eggs benedict FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 13 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Ditto. Maybe we could put it in our wills to donate our good knee to each other? Aye, well as long as nobody ends up with two lefts (or rights). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 9 minutes ago, Venti said: Love babysitting my neighbours kids. Thought they'd like cereal? Eggs benedict FFS. Ffs, weans asking for eggs benedict? cut ties now. Tomorrow's Tories, today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 1 hour ago, 'WellDel said: Ffs, weans asking for eggs benedict? cut ties now. Tomorrow's Tories, today. Weans are better at FIFA FC24 & Fortnite than me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 On 08/08/2024 at 09:02, Newbornbairn said: Thank you Amazon. My wife had some designer shoes on her wishlist and got a notification that some had 60% off - £100 down to £40. So she went to buy a pair and noticed she had a discount voucher on the checkout page for 50% off, so she applied it. The shoes were reduced to zero. She tried it with some others and, would you believe it, it worked again. All in all she got 5 pairs of shoes and a designer swimsuit for £0. 15 minutes later, the sale had stopped. She was sure they'd notice their error and cancel the sale but no, yesterday they all arrived. She hasn't broken any rules that I can see, just followed their steps to get a bargain. Who is the designer? What Every’s? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumpy Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 On 08/08/2024 at 09:02, Newbornbairn said: Thank you Amazon. My wife had some designer shoes on her wishlist and got a notification that some had 60% off - £100 down to £40. So she went to buy a pair and noticed she had a discount voucher on the checkout page for 50% off, so she applied it. The shoes were reduced to zero. She tried it with some others and, would you believe it, it worked again. All in all she got 5 pairs of shoes and a designer swimsuit for £0. 15 minutes later, the sale had stopped. She was sure they'd notice their error and cancel the sale but no, yesterday they all arrived. She hasn't broken any rules that I can see, just followed their steps to get a bargain. Just saying like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 A plane has pretty much dropped out of the sky in Brazil 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Can't find the dream thread. I shall therefore post here. Yes, I'm apparently an adult and I get scared on occasion (a ludicrously random order, can be nothing in years but then can be multiple in a week and/or month). Oddly I'm OK with the dark. Have walked creepy, unlit, country roads before (an owl!)* and was even once tracked by a falcon. Had my absolute number one worst dream again the other night. It was the dream where I have a nightmare and scramble to turn on the lamp/light on my bedside table, but in my dream when I try to turn on my bedside lamp it doesn't work, so I try to turn on the 'big' light in my bedroom, but that also doesn't work, so I run to the bathroom to try the light. Said light also doesn't work and my utter panic (each time I try to turn on a light my panic increases) eventually wakes me up. I wake up utterly terrified and have to switch on my bedside lamp. I'm an, apparently, grown man, yet I have nightmares randomly (can be every week, can be every second week, can be every month, can be every six months and so on). I don't find myself afraid of the dark (plenty of personal stuff attests to this) but when I have a nightmare I absolutely must have a light on. Anyway, have not been sleeping well recently so have been having lots of mini dreams and not enjoying a lot of them as some involve my dead mum. I've had some dreams with my dead maw and don't mind them but find it weird when my mum appears (mostly). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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