Mallo_Madrid Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Cling Film is my arch nemesis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 My ersehole is itchy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Very good, but you neglected to tell us this was the competition. From left to right; aye, naw, 5 pinter, aye, aye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 1' 16" Penis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfzKI8t9nxQ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Sitting in my girlfriends living room with a dog that belongs to neither of us because her slag of a sister who finished with her boyfriend turned up at the house tonight with all her stuff and is now currently away pumping another guy. I wouldn't mind but my girlfriends cat is shit scared of anything strange in the house and he usually ends up ill with it, which means i have to feign interest in her cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 my girlfriends cat is shit scared of anything strange in the house and he usually ends up ill with it, How did you get in then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) How did you get in then? its shit scared of anyone it doesnt know, iv been with her since she got him so hes fine with me i see what u did there. Edited June 14, 2012 by grumswall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Fancy a bird with her own set of wheels, eh? Especially the pimped up wheels on the right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Spent ages speaking to a surgeon commander from the navy today and was told the reason my appeal wasn't overturned was because they want a two year period from my last incident (overdose) before they put me to sea again. Some encouraging news though. I've been told to take the money what the navy are offering me and apply to join the Royal Fleet Auxiliary as they are starting to recruit and with the recent cutbacks are desperate to recruit ex matelots. With the recruitment period which is around nine months that would take me to around two years since I last had a overdose and with my mental health coming on leaps and bounds I've been told that I should get a eng1 medical easily enough. Looks if I will lose the job/career which I love but also gain a career which is very similar to the one I do just now. Here's hoping I get into the RFA and I'm back at sea in a few months time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Cling Film is my arch nemesis. I never knew there was a super hero called Sandwichman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Sitting in my girlfriends living room which means i have to feign interest in her cat. You're clearly with the wrong girl or gay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Radiohead at Glastonbury 1997 on BBC Four at quarter past 12. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Couple of drinks in me so bear with me but.... Here's me on the facebook and there is a list on the side of the screen saying "suggested friends" and not one of them had more than 5 mutual friends of mine. Am I the only one who finds this a tad odd? I hope I am not appearing on said lists to people if I have so few mutual friends with someone I should not be suggested to be friends with me. Either way its hardly a massive issue, it's just a thought that passed my mind. Ach well. I am also losing my appetite right now and I don't know why. I have not had anything to eat since lunch and I'm still not hungry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 i am a chronic masturbator 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 (edited) i am a chronic masturbator Does that mean you do it a lot or just once but take ages? Or are you just not very good at it? Edited June 16, 2012 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Does that mean you do it a lot or just once but take ages? Or are you just not very good at it? I do it alot, i ejaculate at least 3 times a day, last week i had a w**k when my girlfriend was on the phone then fired a load up her then had a w**k when she was in the shower so had ejaculated 3 times and it wasnt even 11 o clock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 I do it alot, i ejaculate at least 3 times a day, last week i had a w**k when my girlfriend was on the phone then fired a load up her then had a w**k when she was in the shower so had ejaculated 3 times and it wasnt even 11 o clock. You are the very definition of charm personified. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 I do it alot, i ejaculate at least 3 times a day, last week i had a w**k when my girlfriend was on the phone then fired a load up her then had a w**k when she was in the shower so had ejaculated 3 times and it wasnt even 11 o clock. Lucky girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 i am a chronic masturbator If by that you mean you're a right wanker I think the fact that you've posted this is proof positive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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