Waldo Ponce Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 I knew this girl for a few years, my mate used togo out with her for a bit. Anyway time passed and we all stayed friends it so happens that I used to jog past her house of an night she saw me and got my number through my mate, anyway she contacted me saying she wanted to come jogging in an effort to get fit. We went out one night, an awful nights training not interested at all in the whole jogging thing but we became mates, and shortly after started fucking. this broke off after a week or two and that was that. Then about two months ago, some three years on she called me on a Tuesday night it being so random I answered then bla bla bla we ended up fucking, and here is my problem this last one of the best sexual experiences i've ever had it was amazing, actually that good, II've since learnt she was with someone at the time and is now enagaged to him. The thing is she isn't actually a slag in fact she has only been with the three of us, however I actually cant stop thinking about her, I never really gave her a second glance back then, now I cant thinking about anything but -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 I knew this girl for a few years, my mate used togo out with her for a bit. Anyway time passed and we all stayed friends it so happens that I used to jog past her house of an night she saw me and got my number through my mate, anyway she contacted me saying she wanted to come jogging in an effort to get fit. We went out one night, an awful nights training not interested at all in the whole jogging thing but we became mates, and shortly after started fucking. this broke off after a week or two and that was that. Then about two months ago, some three years on she called me on a Tuesday night it being so random I answered then bla bla bla we ended up fucking, and here is my problem this last one of the best sexual experiences i've ever had it was amazing, actually that good, II've since learnt she was with someone at the time and is now enagaged to him. The thing is she isn't actually a slag in fact she has only been with the three of us, however I actually cant stop thinking about her, I never really gave her a second glance back then, now I cant thinking about anything but Ah the always want what we can't have secenario, been there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 (edited) Pumped and dumped imo. Unfortunate. Edit: you could send your story to Dear Deirdre, she's normally good with this sort of thing Edited June 9, 2012 by the_bully_wee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Trying to get onto the 2012/2013 kits thread in Misc. Football and this popped up. I think I'll leave it, then. I got that with another thread in GN, can't remember what one it was though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 The thing is she isn't actually a slag Matter of opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Fucking someone when you are engaged = slag. Still go for it. Are you on over 100 people now btw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 The thing is she isn't actually a slag in fact she has only been with the three of us. All at the same time? Slag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Urgh, it appears I've been sick all over the internet again, soz guys x Fucking someone when you are engaged = slag. Still go for it. Are you on over 100 people now btw? Haha oh Matty you little scamp, no I'm not but I'll keep you updated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Im watching secret eaters just now and that Anna Richardson is a wee lovely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Im watching secret eaters just now and that Anna Richardson is a wee lovely She's one mucky pup as well... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 She's one mucky pup as well... My kind of girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I upped my dosage of tablets the other day and currently feel like I've had about four mid-day pints since having some earlier today (obviously kicking in now). Would be as well going to the pub which I might do for Spain v Italy anyway! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I would have paid to see this. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/9322530/Police-called-to-wedding-of-ex-Newcastle-Utd-player-Danny-Guthrie-after-stately-home-brawl.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I would have paid to see this. http://www.telegraph...home-brawl.html If you had bought the paper, you would have...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 I am currently trying to learn the Harmonica, starting with "When the Saints go Marching In" However, if it wasn't difficult already, it's been made harder to play when the cat is going mental. Every time I play he's purring like f**k and in my face. I think my cat's a saintee! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 I am currently trying to learn the Harmonica, starting with "When the Saints go Marching In" However, if it wasn't difficult already, it's been made harder to play when the cat is going mental. Every time I play he's purring like f**k and in my face. I think my cat's a saintee! I think your cat's tone deaf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 My step-dad and I went to Morrison's to buy snacks before the England v France game but he forgot his wallet so we just went back home to watch it, leaving the shopping trolley in the supermarket. We went back after the game and the trolley was still there. That's over two hours and everything was still in it. Got my pound back from the trolley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 McCann thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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