jamamafegan Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Today myself and my flatmates went to a lecture that wasn't even on. On the walk home I noticed 2 hot girls chatting outside a shop, but they seemed to be very close to each other. "Look, they're going to lez off." I said in my best impression of Jay from the Inbetweeners (we had watched the film the night before). Imagine our reactions when they leant in and started doing exactly that. We probably looked similar to this: So, at the end of the day, it wasn't a complete waste of a journey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 If they were noisy b*****ds then are you not glad the police caved their door in? Delighted, but they didn't get the irony in waking the whole street to lift somebody for being noisy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 (edited) Bit in Dundee's evening paper tonight about a shoplifter who was done for stealing Ferrero Rocher chocolates that he nicked as a present for his solicitor. Edited January 25, 2013 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 It appears Arbroath was just as stylish in the 1970s as it is in 2013. http://www.oldschoolpanini.com/2013/01/le-top-ten-des-trifons-from-scotland.html I stole Derek Rylances comps at an Arbroath v. Airdrie game. They had directors box tickets in them and we made a helluva dent in the buffet beore we got caught. Soz Del! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Armed robber dies whilst attempting to rob a bookmaker Damn bookies, they always bloody win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtieforlife Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 What are the odds of that? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 What are the odds of that? odds on that u are (still) a cnut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtieforlife Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Aye shame that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Gary McF 'til I die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Some numpty on my Facebook said that they walked out of a supermarket because they were selling Easter eggs. Someone's going to be starving till Easter then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Some numpty on my Facebook said that they walked out of a supermarket because they were selling Easter eggs. Someone's going to be starving till Easter then... If they were selling Easter Eggs inside the supermarket, it's far more likely they were escorted out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Some numpty on my Facebook said that they walked out of a supermarket because they were selling Easter eggs. Someone's going to be starving till Easter then... Ridiculous. I've got (I think) 9 to get. I'd rather spread that cost over as many weeks as possible than buy them all at once last minute. I don't mind at all that supermarkets start these things months in advance. It makes it far easier for me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Ridiculous. I've got (I think) 9 to get. I'd rather spread that cost over as many weeks as possible than buy them all at once last minute. I don't mind at all that supermarkets start these things months in advance. It makes it far easier for me! Absolutely. I don't intend ever buying probably something in the region of 95% of the products stocked in supermarkets so as Dionne Warwick said "Walk on by". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Absolutely. I don't intend ever buying probably something in the region of 95% of the products stocked in supermarkets so as Dionne Warwick said "Walk on by". Yep. No one is forcing anyone to buy anything (although it might feel like it sometimes) and if you don't want anything in the seasonal aisle, you don't even have to walk down it. It's pretty easily avoided. I don't have a dog or a cat, I don't walk down the petfood aisle. Simple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Yep. No one is forcing anyone to buy anything (although it might feel like it sometimes) and if you don't want anything in the seasonal aisle, you don't even have to walk down it. It's pretty easily avoided. I don't have a dog or a cat, I don't walk down the petfood aisle. Simple. To be fair I've got a wife but I try to avoid the aisle with the sign "Feminine Products". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4UT_kEGZH8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Ridiculous. I've got (I think) 9 to get. I'd rather spread that cost over as many weeks as possible than buy them all at once last minute. I don't mind at all that supermarkets start these things months in advance. It makes it far easier for me! ^^^^^ Chocoholic looking for excuses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 ^^^^^ Chocoholic looking for excuses. Why would I need an excuse? I couldn't give a f**k, I'll eat chocolate whenever I like. I also have children and nieces and a nephew though, so I need to buy 9 Easter eggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazor Ramon Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 You don't need to buy them. You choose to buy them, don't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 You don't need to buy them. You choose to buy them, don't you? What do you think the consequences of not buying them would be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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