Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Guy at work's mum passed away recently. This was his first day back. Don't really know him that well but I saw him in the canteen and tried to commiserate with him. Struggling for something to say, I said "If there's anything I can do to help, please let me know"... at that point, a flash of brilliance came to me and I said in my best Alan Partridge voice "Except heavy lifting, got a bit of a bad back". The guy just looked at me with a blank yet sad look on his face, then walked away. Oops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Guy at work's mum passed away recently. This was his first day back. Don't really know him that well but I saw him in the canteen and tried to commiserate with him. Struggling for something to say, I said "If there's anything I can do to help, please let me know"... at that point, a flash of brilliance came to me and I said in my best Alan Partridge voice "Except heavy lifting, got a bit of a bad back". The guy just looked at me with a blank yet sad look on his face, then walked away. Oops. Spectacular 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Guy at work's mum passed away recently. This was his first day back. Don't really know him that well but I saw him in the canteen and tried to commiserate with him. Struggling for something to say, I said "If there's anything I can do to help, please let me know"... at that point, a flash of brilliance came to me and I said in my best Alan Partridge voice "Except heavy lifting, got a bit of a bad back". The guy just looked at me with a blank yet sad look on his face, then walked away. Oops. ^^^ Going to hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Guy at work's mum passed away recently. This was his first day back. Don't really know him that well but I saw him in the canteen and tried to commiserate with him. Struggling for something to say, I said "If there's anything I can do to help, please let me know"... at that point, a flash of brilliance came to me and I said in my best Alan Partridge voice "Except heavy lifting, got a bit of a bad back". The guy just looked at me with a blank yet sad look on his face, then walked away. Oops. Absolutely superb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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weirdcal Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I had to take a call from the help desk at my work today regarding a mr joby mussell These calls are recorded. Keeping a straight face while dealing with someone asking about how we can help joby mussell and his problems 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Was half listening to the radio when I realised Tiger Woods sounds exactly like Kermit the Frog. Spectacular daydream followed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Also, Brazil v Italy on itv4. Might be gid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Female "comedians" always find some way to impose themselves on my TV screen. Not one of them is even remotely funny. I want to bang my head repeatedly off a brick wall. Usually the BBC they pop up on, they love being uber PC these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I'm listening to some Jose Mourinho programme on ITV4 and someone keeps referring to Jose as "box office" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorgieRoad Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) More addictive than you'd think. http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/6182/music.swf Edit: On a bigger scale, http://tonematrix.audiotool.com/ Edited March 22, 2013 by GorgieRoad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Edited March 22, 2013 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxUqv2UifFM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I had a soft toy cow whose name is cow. Had him since I was around 7 and I have found him again. A night of cuddling awaits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) Watching USA v Costa Rica. There's about four inches of snow on the pitch, 55 mins in, and they're still playing. Scenes. Edited March 23, 2013 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Was watching that too How the f**k the ref and linesmen could see anything is beyond me, but................................ ................................it was on a "major" sport channel (ESPN); It was played in the USA; They desperately want to "sell" team USA "soccer"; and, allegedly, the referee didn't make the decision it was the "match observer". Make of that what you will, but at least we had Iain Darke as commentator, without doubt the best of the current crop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 This is perfect weather for sitting in the house all weekend, keeping warm and drinking copious amounts of wine. If I drink enough I might even be able to forget the Scotland game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Game ended with 6 cautions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 8144_254897804647644_117934502_n.jpg No fucking way Keith, this implies that Sammy the Tammy can write, I'm calling shenannigans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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