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Looks like, or has?

Please let it be has.

I now understand why she wished premature death upon herself, she looks like she has been stung to f**k by bees.

*acknowledges dundeebarry's frailties*

However, without said 'apis' my motor would never move from my front door.

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I can't sleep because my flatmate is having extremely loud sex down the hall.

If you've not offered a hand or tagged yourself in then please return your flaccid penis to god.

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I'm watching Bottom. It's the episode where they are stuck on the ferris wheel.

Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app

I heard that was doing the rounds.

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c***s at my school just emailed me to say they don't want me back. I have a fucking letter from the c***s CONFIRMING my return.

CUNTOS, by email? Apparently they tried to contact me by phone and email(?) but couldn't get me.

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