Hedgecutter Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Just saw a TV advert for a toy called doggy doo, when you put plastercine in the dogs mouth pump some handle and it eventually works it's way to his erse where he plops it out. Or just feed it some fat on a string, let it shit it out, feed it to another one and hey presto, you've got a super effective cheap lead for walking multiple dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Or just feed it some fat on a string, let it shit it out, feed it to another one and hey presto, you've got a super effective cheap lead for walking multiple dogs. Barf! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 It's a panda, let's settle people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Thoughts and prayers with Tian Tian in these sad and dark times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 The pandas have trolled everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Thoughts and prayers with Tian Tian in these sad and dark times. Wasn't even pregnant in the first place, nothing like a pretend panda pregnancy to keep the visitor numbers up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Tickets bought for this guy and this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEVFKX85ze4 on the 26th Donaghadees galore. Where on earth is Gesaffelstein playing? One of the best electronic artists on the go at the moment. Did you know he produced two tracks on Kanye West's new record as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Wasn't even pregnant in the first place, nothing like a pretend panda pregnancy to keep the visitor numbers up. They better get it's fat panda arse back to work pronto! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 They better get it's fat panda arse back to work pronto! Sitting on its arse doing nothing but eating and thinking it's pregnant. We sure this panda ain't scottish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 This panda sounds like some lassies from my old school. Doing nothing at all and 'supposedly' pregnant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Nobody told me it had to be Panda sperm.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 You've got to hand it to her, she's bucked the trend in Edinburgh. She got the hoose then kidded on she was pregnant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 You've got to hand it to her, she's bucked the trend in Edinburgh. She got the hoose then kidded on she was pregnant. Let's take time to think of would be dad in this situation. Man was legendary, telling him mates he finally did it, got some bird up the duff, walking around like he was gallus. Embarrassing or whit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Catriona shearer on the news, if you don't want to know the score look away now, then proceeds to describe Scotland winning the game! Aye nae bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Catriona shearer on the news, if you don't want to know the score look away now, then proceeds to describe Scotland winning the game! Aye nae bother. I didn't even know she could speak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I didn't even know she could speak. She's toned down the tight tops. Luckily she threw it to Judith and that quickly calmed me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNamaraIsAPie Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 There is an advert on the subway that I keep catching out of the corner of my eye, and think it's for a Hulk Hogan appearance. It's actually for some sort of Caribbean festival Thank you mark. Please keep us up to date on any other advertisements and your initial perception of what they may be... Correcting us when we are at the edge of our seats to the hilarious reality of the advertisement. Regards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNamaraIsAPie Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Catriona shearer on the news, if you don't want to know the score look away now, then proceeds to describe Scotland winning the game! Aye nae bother. That's for blind folk who want take know the result, unfortunately they don't cater for the brain dead or no fingered as these people would have changed the channel at this point. But never mind i`ll contact them to be far more conciderate to your plight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 (edited) I used to like Catriona, now I just can't help see past that annoying fake grin of hers after the news once went on a little too long and she dropped her little show to reveal the miserable person she really is. Lies and deceit. Edited October 15, 2013 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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