KnightswoodBear Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Anyone got some spare cash for a £90 million home? http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-42913942.html I'll keep it in mind if we need to downsize. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Anyone got some spare cash for a £90 million home? http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-42913942.html 21 bathrooms, but I bet they still piss in the swimming pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I just prefer lager over any other kind of alcohol. Cider > wine > spirits > the sweat from a tramps sock > lager 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Anyone got some spare cash for a £90 million home? http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-42913942.html This is the kind of thing that makes me so angry. I don't entirely know why because its not in any way a surprise. But just seeing this kind of ridiculous wealth brings it home just how fucking disgusting our inequality is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) I didn't realise that moths could sting. I thought they just ate your clothes. Have you seen the moths in Dundee???? The Atilla the **** of the insect world Maybe his wife is a caterpillar. naw she's gorgeous the mother in law is however like a moth, everytime she visits I'm so tempted to clobber her with a rolled up newspaper Edited March 28, 2014 by rustyarabnuts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Top tip: switch your lights off. Tip top tip that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Anyone got some spare cash for a £90 million home? http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-42913942.html Not too shabby. could probably afford it at interest only. 20 years at 4.2% is only £315,000 per month! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Not too shabby. could probably afford it at interest only. 20 years at 4.2% is only £315,000 per month! The 10% deposit would be a killer though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Top tip: switch your lights off. Thats been tried but if she goes out at night,she has to be on a leash due to the street lighting/moon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Does anyone still take a bath over a shower? And I don't mean if you genuinely want to lie there for six hours but just to wash yourself and go? My shower has sadly packed in and baths are such a hassle for a simple job. It takes forever to fill and being my stature, I end up doing forward rolls and head dives trying to wash my hair. Ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 (edited) Thats been tried but if she goes out at night,she has to be on a leash due to the street lighting/moonYour M-I-L goes moon lighting?**must read original quotes! Edited March 29, 2014 by Chris_DK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Anybody else get road rage? Near me they've recently changed lane priorities on the roads. A lane that used to be left turn only is now left turn and straight ahead. So today I'm in the left lane going straight ahead when a zoomer in a sporty Honda Civic in the next lane starts flashing his lights and blaring his horn. As he pulled in behind me he's giving me the finger and quite clearly going mental. "f**k this" thinks I and slammed on the brakes and got out to confront him. As I head back the shitebag is locking his door and filming me on his phone. An altercation took place with him insisting I was in the wrong lane and me pointing out the six foot fucking arrows on the road and questioning his eyesight. He declined to discuss it further outside his car so we parted, exchanging pleasantries. I can't remember being so angry over something so stupid but the sight of this c**t in my rear view mirror giving me the finger sent me nuts. Anybody else prone to massive over-reactions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 . As I head back the shitebag is locking his door and filming me on his phone. This happens a lot. People think they become invincible when in a car but inevitably shit themselves when confronted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Anybody else prone to massive over-reactions?I wouldn't say that was a massive over reaction tbh. If someone started going mental at you in the street for doing nothing wrong it would be normal to confront him. Just because he's In a car he thinks he's immune to confrontation. Sack that. Well done you for giving the boy a fright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I've was just in ikea and I moved Boxes about so someone is getting a black table instead of oak -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillieCon Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Anybody else get road rage? Near me they've recently changed lane priorities on the roads. A lane that used to be left turn only is now left turn and straight ahead. So today I'm in the left lane going straight ahead when a zoomer in a sporty Honda Civic in the next lane starts flashing his lights and blaring his horn. As he pulled in behind me he's giving me the finger and quite clearly going mental. "f**k this" thinks I and slammed on the brakes and got out to confront him. As I head back the shitebag is locking his door and filming me on his phone. An altercation took place with him insisting I was in the wrong lane and me pointing out the six foot fucking arrows on the road and questioning his eyesight. He declined to discuss it further outside his car so we parted, exchanging pleasantries. I can't remember being so angry over something so stupid but the sight of this c**t in my rear view mirror giving me the finger sent me nuts. Anybody else prone to massive over-reactions? I drive the M8 Glasgow - Edinburgh for work, road rage is a daily occurrence. The number of complete and utter wanks who drive this road is unbelievable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I drive the M8 Glasgow - Edinburgh for work, road rage is a daily occurrence. The number of complete and utter wanks who drive this road is unbelievable. I work in Glasgow city centre as a multi drop driver,i think I win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I work in Glasgow city centre as a multi drop driver,i think I win. are you seriously suggesting you're one of those "complete and utter wanks" Keith?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I work in Glasgow city centre as a multi drop driver,i think I win. I've got no idea how you can resist knocking down the idiots that walk out on the road in front of traffic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 are you seriously suggesting you're one of those "complete and utter wanks" Keith?! Course I am,i don't park my van I abandon it as I don't pay my parking tickets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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