Monster Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 It's all relative. I was only 43 when I joined up..... Aye, but your liver was 237. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 And of course who could forget the classic... ...that bitch. Yeah you, you averagy looking cocktease. You girl who got yourself alone from your mates, who started dancing with me, who made me laugh, and yeah, you lured me off the dancefloor and I actually even offered to buy you a drink. Well see when I look round, you have a faceful of another bloke, then f**k you! And don't try and act like nothing happened. f**k you you cockteasing bitch! Criiiiinge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banterman86 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 And of course who could forget the classic... Criiiiinge That's painful to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 And of course who could forget the classic... Criiiiinge You really hate XBL, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 And of course who could forget the classic... Criiiiinge Is that for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Just skimmed through some pages so apologies if it's been mentuoned. I remember some Morton poster creating an Alias named 'Alf' or something along those lines. Might have been 'Alf Hucker'. Anyway, it was comedy gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelsleftpeg Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 And of course who could forget the classic... Criiiiinge It's almost genius in its psychoticness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyline Drifter Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Is that for real? Yes it's for real. The post contains a link to the original thread if you want to click it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Yes it's for real. The post contains a link to the original thread if you want to click it. Using the mobile version just now so the link doesn't appear. Might have a gander later at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Doesn't beat the "Broon" unit of measurment, that was absolutely superb. From memory, a "broon" is ten miles. Don't remember who it was that was on that thread with me, it might have been HB, but the poster was called Broon 101 or something, and he was claiming Perth was 6 miles from Glasgow I think. It was indeed me. It was something about him claiming a 10 mile radius was relevant in terms of away support. I think he was arguing we should have a higher support because we were only 10 miles from somewhere. I then asked him if "A Broon" was a particular football related measuring aid, so that when you were telling people how far it took to get to Ibrox, for example, it had to be 2.5 Broons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Stand Hero Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Kara Hibbee, whatever happened to her? Probably a single mother now, and sold her computer for her next fix. I miss Rinky Sidebottom. I do too, along with the mad Canadian Bhoys67 and his irrational hatred of Strachan. The Ruel St debacle is also another priceless memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 It's almost genius in its psychoticness. I thought it was more than a little creepy. Seems the girl in question had a lucky escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 The Simpsons Mafia Game, where port-ton had to calm me down to prevent me from having a breakdown was happening at the same time as the Savo campaign. It's really the only time I've looked forward to coming home and logging onto P&B to see how something was unfolding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Its more than likely me. You two not an item? Myself and Mr Wee? Aye, but I think the "she" in question was Butterfly Bairn and not me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelsleftpeg Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Myself and Mr Wee? Aye, but I think the "she" in question was Butterfly Bairn and not me! Right, I thought Dubs was referring to your good self, Kilt has so many on the go who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Remembered another one, the absolute ripping SaltyTon took in the gambling forum for putting 50p on a 4/6 shot and justifying it by saying it paid for a chicken bake for his lunch (which somehow got corrupted into steak bake by everyone else). “Steak bake” then became an accepted unit of profit measurement / currency. Was good, until (as per) it got the arse kicked out of it. Ah, the good old days. Chicken bakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 More recently the Dundee fan who wanted to have a P & B Holiday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gypoarmy Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 That was brilliant. Some of our newer posters won't remember the 'Sin Bin' on here, but while it lasted, it was terrific entertainment. I particularly liked the Celtic fans playing up to their paranoid stereotype by actually putting in complaints that no Rangers fan had ever been sent there. HAHA I remember that! I always wondered why they got rid of that. Also the countless arguments about toasted cheese on here have been brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 More recently the Dundee fan who wanted to have a P & B Holiday? That was young Dark Blue 62. I don't think he was kidding either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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