Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Oh, thanks - that's fucking ruined that film for me now HTFH. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Oh, thanks - that's fucking ruined that film for me now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) Ray Winstone has a very punchable puss... Edited July 20, 2018 by Angusfifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 I find the one where he survives a nuclear explosion by hiding in a fridge more annoying tbh. yeah nonsense. also gets catapulted hundreds of yards rattling about in said fridge and gets out with not a bruise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Having children is boring as f**k.Is this cause your sprog isn’t doing much? Babies are boring as f**k. Once they get a wee bit older they are less boring. Hang in there. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 They do eat into your free time but you weren’t doing anything of value anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 24 minutes ago, throbber said: Having children is boring as f**k. 14 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Is this cause your sprog isn’t doing much? Babies are boring as f**k. Once they get a wee bit older they are less boring. Hang in there. By the time they're 30 they are usually fine. Until then, they rob you of your cash and ruin your social life. Hang in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 29 minutes ago, throbber said: I was still going out of the flat at least when I wanted to, I get in from work around 6 Monday - Thursday and she’s in bed for 7 and that’s my evening gone and on Fridays I’m in earlier and all I want to do is go out and it’s not exactly convenient to go into places on a Friday evening with a pram. Weekends are alright I suppose but it’s very time consuming and restricting having a baby. I wish someone had told me this before. What the f**k did you think it was going to be like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 I was still going out of the flat at least when I wanted to, I get in from work around 6 Monday - Thursday and she’s in bed for 7 and that’s my evening gone and on Fridays I’m in earlier and all I want to do is go out and it’s not exactly convenient to go into places on a Friday evening with a pram. Weekends are alright I suppose but it’s very time consuming and restricting having a baby. I wish someone had told me this before.just send it back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 One almighty laugh a minute. You can get away with being a scum parent and taking baby to the boozer for a bit. Just find one with a beer garden. You’ll still be restricted to 2 or 3 jars though. Pissed in charge of a baby is a bad look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 3 hours ago, throbber said: I wish someone had told me this before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Would love to see Tiger win the Open tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 11 hours ago, throbber said: Having children is boring as f**k. Wait until they're grown up and the wife gets a dog instead. b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, The DA said: Wait until they're grown up and the wife gets a dog instead. b*****ds. The big difference between weans and dugs is you're a bit of a baddy for putting a dug in a sack and throwing it in a river. Do the same with a kid and you never hear the end of it.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, chomp my root said: The big difference between weans and dugs is you're a bit of a baddy for putting a dug in a sack and throwing it in a river. Do the same with a kid and you never hear the end of it.... I just checked them into a kennel and gave a false name and address. Probably works for dogs, too. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Can remember winding up a Polish guy that I was working with in Canada back when communism was collapsing in Eastern Europe that I thought General Jaruzelski would eventually be remembered as a hero for saving his country from Soviet invasion and handing over power to the opposition as soon as it was safe to do so. Safe to say that didn't go down too well, although the next day he said I was probably right but should be very careful who I said it to as I might get my head kicked in. Don't think it ever dawned on him that I might be taking the piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 1 hour ago, LongTimeLurker said: Can remember winding up a Polish guy that I was working with in Canada back when communism was collapsing in Eastern Europe that I thought General Jaruzelski would eventually be remembered as a hero for saving his country from Soviet invasion and handing over power to the opposition as soon as it was safe to do so. Safe to say that didn't go down too well, although the next day he said I was probably right but should be very careful who I said it to as I might get my head kicked in. Don't think it ever dawned on him that I might be taking the piss. Think most people can relate to this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 I’ve taken her to many a beer garden, we went to one last night but had to be back for her late feed and it was just a bit of a rushed event. Another Sunday and I’ve been up since 6 o clock with her and I’ve been watching Peppa Pig and in the night garden. I would much rather be watching a psychological thriller on Netflix.Knock another kid out, then she’ll have someone to play with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Having children is boring as f**k.If you're finding it boring it's going well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 On 21/07/2018 at 14:00, Scary Bear said: You can get away with being a scum parent and taking baby to the boozer for a bit. Just find one with a beer garden. You’ll still be restricted to 2 or 3 jars though. Pissed in charge of a baby is a bad look. Can not recommend this highly enough. This should be Page 1 in the parenting book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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