JJ Fae The YY Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 6 minutes ago, JJ Fae The YY said: Poison But some of it tastes nice, really pepps you up. Not when you are an alcoholic!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 17 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 52 minutes ago, JJ Fae The YY said: All hot drinks are the biggest con in history, they all taste like shit yet people are programmed to like them. Fools What are your thoughts on alcohol? Usually "I want ma hole" or "I'm a fucking great dancer" or "I hope the chicken shop's still open at Turnpike Lane" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 13 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Coffee smells and tastes rank. People who claim to “need” a coffee to function in the morning, are lying simpletons. 5 hours ago, Stellaboz said: If you NEED coffee you have an addiction. And any addiction is unhealthy. Sort yourself out. Imagine getting yourself so worked up because some people like a coffee in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Agreed that there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking and drinking coffee and tea however if you're an adult male who drinks hot chocolate you are the very definition of OFTW. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crroma Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Women from Perthshire have very vampish, almost erotic accents.Women from north lanarkshire do not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 11 minutes ago, The OP said: Agreed that there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking and drinking coffee and tea however if you're an adult male who drinks hot chocolate you are the very definition of OFTW. What about a mocha? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Good coffee (not instant, can’t drink that stuff) smells and tastes delicious. I’ve never got that buzz from it though, I only drink it because it tastes nice and keeps my shitting pattern on track. Tea just tastes like hot water to me. I don’t dislike it, but it doesn’t do much for me. Bovril is king. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 41 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Had nothing - no cards, wallets, handbag/manbag. Wouldn't let us do a bank transfer either. What? Were you both in the buff or somesuch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What? Were you both in the buff or somesuch? I'd left my manbag at home and she'd picked up the wrong handbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Jamaldo said: Coffee makes me piss like a racehorse so it's a no from me. In public, on all fours? Edited September 18, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 1 hour ago, JJ Fae The YY said: Coffee makes you piss and shit to fast and gives you a crash when it wears off Tea tastes like hot mud Hot chocolate is as bitter as a Tory budget I will stick to h2o To be fair it won't let you down. PhD won't let you down. H2O dreams of sleep. Edited September 18, 2018 by tongue_tied_danny 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 PhD won't let you down. H2O dreams of sleep.Was thinking that when I typed it but couldn't be bothered to check who was who. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 13 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: PhD won't let you down. H2O dreams of sleep. Was thinking that when I typed it but couldn't be bothered to check who was who. Don't worry mate. I saw what you were getting at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 21 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Good coffee (not instant, can’t drink that stuff) smells and tastes delicious. This. And for this reason, coffee pods have been a revelation in my life. Dulce Gusto have a decent range and lots of variety without being eyewateringly expensive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Imagine getting yourself so worked up because some people like a coffee in the morning.Imagine getting so worked up that you're replying to someone who you think is worked up. Go get more caffeine, junky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Iced coffee in an underdeveloped country is the best laxative known to man, days of glorious time on the shitter / squat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 I may or may not have had a ham terrine, followed by minted lamb pie for lunch yesterday. Both me and the missus forgot our dosh so I had to leave her there at the restaurant while I went home for my money. When you planning on actually going back? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 21 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 1 hour ago, eez-eh said: Imagine getting yourself so worked up because some people like a coffee in the morning. Imagine getting so worked up that you're replying to someone who you think is worked up. Go get more caffeine, junky. Between this and losing the rag at the naming of storms it’s a wonder you get by in day-to-day life without your head exploding. What an odd, angry little man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Yup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Did I just read throbber criticising someone for being a fascist? Must be a full moon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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