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3 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said:
On 11/3/2018 at 03:46, Hand As Porn said:
Me: “Did you see that Daryl Hannah had married Neil Young?”
Mrs: “What? Neil from the Young Ones?”

Is it bad that I don't know any of these people ?

Not if you were born later than about 1988.

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Is it bad that I don't know any of these people ?

I’m not familiar with Darryl Hannah. Any relation to John Hannah? He seems a good lad.
I am familiar with Neil Young and I’ve seen the young ones even though it stopped before I was born.
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Just now, NJ2 said:


I’m not familiar with Darryl Hannah. Any relation to John Hannah? He seems a good lad.
I am familiar with Neil Young and I’ve seen the young ones even though it stopped before I was born.

Darryl Hannah was the mermaid Tom Hanks was trying to get fired into in Splash.

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18 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

Darryl Hannah was the mermaid Tom Hanks was trying to get fired into in Splash.

 Tom who?

Just kidding ;) ... I always wondered if he signed off his emails as T. Hanks. So they might read ... Thanks, T. Hanks... 

I might suggest that to him. 

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 Tom who?
Just kidding [emoji6] ... I always wondered if he signed off his emails as T. Hanks. So they might read ... Thanks, T. Hanks... 
I might suggest that to him. 
Please post a photo of the restraining order when it comes through. T. Hanks
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10 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said:

Hiya Dee Man! 

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Hiya Daryl, hiya stumpy pal!

I never thought she was particularly attractive but going by that photo she has either got better looking with age or is the first woman I've seen who plastic surgery has actually improved. 

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Just got in from nightshift and the toilet door is slightly ajar, so I peek in, as you do, and see the missus sitting there bleary eyed and staring in what looks like deep thought for about 30 seconds. I ask her what she's thinking about, more to give her a fright than anything else because I enjoy watching her jump - anyway, her response to me asking her what she was thinking about was, "Was Pierce Brosnan ever in a film called Remington Steel?" :huh:

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Just got in from nightshift and the toilet door is slightly ajar, so I peek in, as you do, and see the missus sitting there bleary eyed and staring in what looks like deep thought for about 30 seconds. I ask her what she's thinking about, more to give her a fright than anything else because I enjoy watching her jump - anyway, her response to me asking her what she was thinking about was, "Was Pierce Brosnan ever in a film called Remington Steel?" :huh:
Pics?
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18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
8 hours ago, Dee Man said:
Just got in from nightshift and the toilet door is slightly ajar, so I peek in, as you do, and see the missus sitting there bleary eyed and staring in what looks like deep thought for about 30 seconds. I ask her what she's thinking about, more to give her a fright than anything else because I enjoy watching her jump - anyway, her response to me asking her what she was thinking about was, "Was Pierce Brosnan ever in a film called Remington Steel?" :huh:

Pics?

Spoiler

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