Bairnardo Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Spoiler Thanks. Back in 5. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Spoiler Have to say, your missus is a wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 "Can you put the chicken in at half 4 so it's ready when I get home? But put it on at the right temperature, don't put the oven away up at 250°c! It's to be done at 190°c so put it on at 200°c." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 "Can you put the chicken in at half 4 so it's ready when I get home? But put it on at the right temperature, don't put the oven away up at 250°c! It's to be done at 190°c so put it on at 200°c."Sounds ok with me. Cooking temperatures are just a guide as all ovens don't cook the same. You learn over time how to adjust the times and temps on packaged foods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 When I was at uni, and still living at home, we had to fill in a national survey. My mum has the neatest handwriting of the household and so she got to fill in the form. All was well and good until I checked what she had written for me: Place of Study: Univercity of Strathclyde. When I quizzed her about this, she stated that university is spelled that way because you get universities in cities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Discussing sledging on the hills with Mrs Oooooft and "weans used tea trays afore sleds were invented". Me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Sounds ok with me. Cooking temperatures are just a guide as all ovens don't cook the same. You learn over time how to adjust the times and temps on packaged foods.There's nothing wrong with it. It's the fact she made it clear to me it had to be at the correct temperature then tells me a different temperature to what it states. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 9 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 39 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: Sounds ok with me. Cooking temperatures are just a guide as all ovens don't cook the same. You learn over time how to adjust the times and temps on packaged foods. There's nothing wrong with it. It's the fact she made it clear to me it had to be at the correct temperature then tells me a different temperature to what it states. She's a woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 One from the other day. ”I don’t see the point in these contactless cards when you have to touch the machine with them” ”excuse me?” ”you need to touch the machine with them. “ ”No you don’t. The hint is literally on the name” ”nah, you definitely need to touch the machine with the card” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 53 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: One from the other day. ”I don’t see the point in these contactless cards when you have to touch the machine with them” ”excuse me?” ”you need to touch the machine with them. “ ”No you don’t. The hint is literally on the name” ”nah, you definitely need to touch the machine with the card” Tell the silly bint your lovely wife that she is still free to insert her card into the slot (fnarr) and type her pin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 On 08/11/2018 at 01:13, Hand As Porn said: Hiya Dee Man! She's starting to look increasingly like Stifler's mum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Tom who? Just kidding [emoji6] ... I always wondered if he signed off his emails as T. Hanks. So they might read ... Thanks, T. Hanks... I might suggest that to him. ThanksKind regardsBest wishesT.hanks aka Forrest GumpPS milk is running low 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Me to Mrs “Do you want to sit down and watch the boxing?” (Smooth operator, I know) Her: “Who’s playing?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 12 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: One from the other day. ”I don’t see the point in these contactless cards when you have to touch the machine with them” ”excuse me?” ”you need to touch the machine with them. “ ”No you don’t. The hint is literally on the name” ”nah, you definitely need to touch the machine with the card” I see loads of folk actually ensure that contact is made when using contactless. Quite a few place the full card over the machine face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 8 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I see loads of folk actually ensure that contact is made when using contactless. Quite a few place the full card over the machine face. Much easier and more consistent than trying to hold it just far enough away without touching, assuming you're the kind of person who pays attention and acknowledges the person serving you in case it doesn't work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 9 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I see loads of folk actually ensure that contact is made when using contactless. Quite a few place the full card over the machine face. I'm guilty of this. Just thought the closer it is the quicker you can leave the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 not sure if there's an upper age limit to the "babes" from which utterances are permitted in this thread, but was chatting to hessian junior s'afty, who's just turned 17, and who has his girlfriend coming over on sunday "ahhh good`' says me "very prim and proper - church then sunday lunch, eh ?" - "don't knock religious girls, father" says the boy "they know all about getting on their knees and keeping their eyes shut..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: not sure if there's an upper age limit to the "babes" from which utterances are permitted in this thread, but was chatting to hessian junior s'afty, who's just turned 17, and who has his girlfriend coming over on sunday "ahhh good`' says me "very prim and proper - church then sunday lunch, eh ?" - "don't knock religious girls, father" says the boy "they know all about getting on their knees and keeping their eyes shut..." I’ve said this plenty of times before, but you sir, are a fucking deviant and need locking up. Edited November 17, 2018 by Honest_Man#1 Also a bizarre relationship with your son, who has inherited the deviant genes. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 I see loads of folk actually ensure that contact is made when using contactless. Quite a few place the full card over the machine face.My card has started to play up and the only way it works is to turn it with the chip facing the machine and have it touching the screen, face up it doesn't work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 On 11/13/2018 at 01:39, Hand As Porn said: Me to Mrs “Do you want to sit down and watch the boxing?” (Smooth operator, I know) Her: “Who’s playing?” Niles arrives at Frasier's apartment. Daphne answers the door Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, don't say anything about last night's boxing match. Your dad hasn't seen it yet. Niles: Oh, I didn't even know it was boxing season. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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