hk blues Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 31 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: The labels will have QR/Barcodes on them. He'd have to be exceptionally talented forger for it to work. If he is, give @Pull My Strings a shout. He's looking for someone of the trade. I thought they were new clothes for the baby so why would they need QR/Barcodes? What would they do with the barcodes? Haven't they already bought the clothes? So many questions, so few answers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 2 hours ago, hk blues said: No pens in your house? If only he lived in Ibrox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 27 minutes ago, hk blues said: I thought they were new clothes for the baby so why would they need QR/Barcodes? What would they do with the barcodes? Haven't they already bought the clothes? So many questions, so few answers. It is possibly the new Royal Mail collection service which requires you to print labels 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: It is possibly the new Royal Mail collection service which requires you to print labels Sounds like that saves a lot of trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 56 minutes ago, coprolite said: Sounds like that saves a lot of trouble. Not in weirdcal's case! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysartrovers Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 Ive got a football button on my telly remote. It turns the colour setting right up and give a cheer when you press it. It then gives a boo sound when you press it to switch it off. Keeps me entertained anyway. The football on my TV turned the sound of the commentary down a bit and increased the crowd volume 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 I thought they were new clothes for the baby so why would they need QR/Barcodes? What would they do with the barcodes? Haven't they already bought the clothes? So many questions, so few answers. "Every answer found begs another question, the further you go the less you know, the less I know".Bim Tooth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 It is possibly the new Royal Mail collection service which requires you to print labelsDpd as an post is a fucking nightmare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 No pens in your house? Dpd collection, barcodes QR codes and then a bit for addresses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 16 hours ago, weirdcal said: 21 hours ago, hk blues said: No pens in your house? Dpd collection, barcodes QR codes and then a bit for addresses. It's a foreign language to me t.b.h. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 After updating me on the progress of the counting in the election and watching CNN for the past few days, she turns to me earlier and says “That’s Biden won then. Is he Republican or Democrat again?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: After updating me on the progress of the counting in the election and watching CNN for the past few days, she turns to me earlier and says “That’s Biden won then. Is he Republican or Democrat again?” You can understand her confusion. He could easily be the candidate for either party. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the aggressive beggar Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 (edited) She's just been on the phone to her dad. " what you up to tonight?" He asks, The wife - "watching the Oscar Pistorius documentary" Her da - "what channels it on?" Her reply..... . . . . . . . "Comedy Central" Edited November 8, 2020 by the aggressive beggar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 On 07/11/2020 at 19:38, Melanius Mullarkey said: After updating me on the progress of the counting in the election and watching CNN for the past few days, she turns to me earlier and says “That’s Biden won then. Is he Republican or Democrat again?” “The Republicans; are they like Labour?” asked Mrs Par earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 9 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: “The Republicans; are they like Labour?” asked Mrs Par earlier. Well, they are red 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Was Maradona Argentinian or Brazilian? Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 She bought blocks to increase the height of the couch, they arrived yesterday. She said "I don't think these will be high enough. Me, they only look about an inch and a half high, what height did you order? Her, I though it was height the other way. Me, Do you mean width? Her, I don't know." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manifesto Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: She bought blocks to increase the height of the couch, they arrived yesterday. She said "I don't think these will be high enough. Me, they only look about an inch and a half high, what height did you order? Her, I though it was height the other way. Me, Do you mean width? Her, I don't know." Easier to reduce her height *Or remarry Bairnardo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 She bought blocks to increase the height of the couch, they arrived yesterday. She said "I don't think these will be high enough. Me, they only look about an inch and a half high, what height did you order? Her, I though it was height the other way. Me, Do you mean width? Her, I don't know."I am absolutely sure the couch is of perfectly average height, and you are just being a dick about this.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 This couch scenario reminds me of The Twits and the walking stick. Pretty sure Sarj is probably sawing a few mm off the bottom of the couch each night when she goes to bed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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