BFTD Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Mr Sheen. Explains the 'sex beast' angle. What a brasso neck that boy has. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 French. Kissing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 French. You sure you wouldn't prefer a Papazoglu? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Gourami's. I was thinking in the USA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Seems a long way to go for a think. Do keep up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Missus: "Did you take the cats to the cattery?" Me: "Yes. They were fine, They got a cage with an outside run". Two minutes later.. Missus: "Have you seen Muffy? (for that is the name of cat jr. - don't blame us - that's what he was called when we got him). Is he still asleep on the armchair?". Me: "Eh? Are you mental?". Missus: continues to look for cat under chair, behind curtains etc. Me: "He's not here. Remember the conversation about taking the cats to the cattery". Missus:"Uh?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Up at a mates last night for dinner & some drinks we started playing cards against humanity. My missus is reading out the black card, so we all give our answers to her. Then she's putting it together, can't remember what the statement was then she reads out Her - 'Naysis' Me - 'eh?' Her - 'yeah, Naysis. No idea what that is' Me - *grabs card to look* Nazis. Her - 'Ohhhh, i thought they were called Nartsays' (how she pronounced it) Fucking facepalms everywhere after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Bet she's lovely to look at though eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just back from a couple of days in Dublin. Apparently this Irish language is easy according to her. I ask why. Her ' just add ie on the end' The reason. Hertz van has Hertzie on the side. Sightseeing bus has Bus sightseeingie on side. And after I stop laughing and explain the Internet domain is the reason and it is actually... Hertz.ie and bussighting.ie on the vehicles. ie for Ireland Apparently I am insensitive and arrogant for laughing at her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Missus to our daughter (aged 10): "Do any of your friends have credit cards?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 My Mrs phoned me at work asking me if I had a visor.I said no, I wear safety glasses. No not that she says, a visor for holding things in. It was a vice she was talking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 My Mrs phoned me at work asking me if I had a visor.I said no, I wear safety glasses. No not that she says, a visor for holding things in. It was a vice she was talking about. Did you tell her to get a grip? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Did you tell her to get a grip? He needs to tell her to screw the nut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 This lassie would fit in on a P&B WAGs crawl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 1st point I noticed is she is wearing an awful lot of clothes for being in bed. 2nd point is I assume she dumped him shortly after realising her BF had taped her being stupid and showed the world. As a comfort to her, mjw will look after her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 (edited) 1st point I noticed is she is wearing an awful lot of clothes for being in bed. 2nd point is I assume she dumped him shortly after realising her BF had taped her being stupid and showed the world. As a comfort to her, mjw will look after her Tell her to get drunk and wander round to Lichtie's house - sorted. Edited March 29, 2016 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Missus to our daughter (aged 10): "Do any of your friends have credit cards?". It's an interesting way to see if she's being groomed I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 1st point I noticed is she is wearing an awful lot of clothes for being in bed. 2nd point is I assume she dumped him shortly after realising her BF had taped her being stupid and showed the world. As a comfort to her, mjw will look after her Tell her to get drunk and wander round to Lichtie's house - sorted.If its a MacDonald's she's after I won't get a look in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 1st point I noticed is she is wearing an awful lot of clothes for being in bed. 2nd point is I assume she dumped him shortly after realising her BF had taped her being stupid and showed the world. As a comfort to her, mjw will look after her She said at the beginning that he had to repeat the question so that everyone would know what they were talking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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