BFTD Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I'm a bit behind on the washing. This morning, the wife pointed out that the wean's down to his last pair of pants, so I tried to tell her that he'd be OK for tomorrow because I'd just put some clean underwear in the dryer. Unfortunately, it came out that I'd "just dumped a big load in my pants" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) I had just put a new line on my fishing rod so I cast it into my back garden to check It's good and reel it back in, my cat thinks this is a game and chases it so I cast again to play with the cat then the neighbour (about 7 years old ) pops her head over the fence and asks me "Are you fishing?" I say no "I am playing with the cat so I must be catting" she then says "just as well you are not playing with your dog" Absolutely mortified. Edit - do not read stuff when yer tired and no really paying attention Edited April 26, 2016 by Mr Rational 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 7 years old. Seven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 That's an invitation mate. Oh aye, the usual. Pics or GTF Beast alert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Seven year olds, Dude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 7mile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Finally says Mozza, the heat is off me. Oh Mr Rational. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 That's an invitation mate. Oh aye, the usual. Pics or GTF Oh dear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 There's a reason Rational had to sell the hoose and uproot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Jesus f**k, Rational has had an absolute mare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Get in the fucking cells. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Div, please update the word filter so "Mr Rational" now appears as "Adam Johnson" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 The name of this thread now sounds a bit sinister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 That's an invitation mate. Oh aye, the usual. Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Oh f**k I never read it properly, I thought it was the mother. Fire away lads, it's deserved.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Oh f**k I never read it properly, I thought it was the mother. Fire away lads, it's deserved.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Yeah, just up and thought I would check my phone. I'm absolutely mortified, what on earth was I thinking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Seven year olds, Dude. Oh f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Putting the rash into Mr Rational! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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