Worktheshaft Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Was in the car going to Oban on Friday (sure I mentioned that before somewhere), and was listening to someone on Radio 4 going on about hydrogen fuel cells and there generally being a lack of hydrogen for energy purposes and that there are novel ways of creating hydrogen by separating out molecules from water blah blah etc. Mrs Mozza who was listening intently then pipes up "If they're so bloody short of hydrogen, then they should stop selling those canisters of it for blowing up balloons to use at kids parties and stuff". I near crashed into a garden in Crianlarich. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Oh, the humanity! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I walk the dog at night with a bunch of folk who are all slightly older than me, the oldest is around 70. The old dear in the group turned round to me the other night and said 'we should call ourselves the Gilmerton dogging group'. We had to show her what dogging is.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I walk the dog at night with a bunch of folk who are all slightly older than me, the oldest is around 70. The old dear in the group turned round to me the other night and said 'we should call ourselves the Gilmerton dogging group'. We had to tell her what dogging is.... ^^^ going to be "sea gulling" an old lady's Nissan Micra windscreen type post. IMHO ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Fill yer boots.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Honest_Man#1 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 She looks a bit old for your taste Rational, about 63 years too old actually! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 It was only a matter of time.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I walk the dog at night with a bunch of folk who are all slightly older than me, the oldest is around 70. The old dear in the group turned round to me the other night and said 'we should call ourselves the Gilmerton dogging group'. We had to tell her what dogging is.... A certain episode of car share springs to mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Pishing myself watching that episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 The best bit is the neighbour at the end asking if they're going dogging later 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 The best bit is the neighbour at the end asking if they're going dogging later I'm convinced Kay is in genuine tears of laughter in that scene (as opposed to acting that way!). I thought that a few times throughout the show. They looked as if they had a great laugh making the programme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 I've heard my girlfriend say 'give me into trouble' on a few occasions. I ripped into her a few times but have now discovered that this is actually quite a common expression. How can you give someone into trouble? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 I've heard my girlfriend say 'give me into trouble' on a few occasions. I ripped into her a few times but have now discovered that this is actually quite a common expression. How can you give someone into trouble? Give out to someone is the phrase the irish use 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 I've heard my girlfriend say 'give me into trouble' on a few occasions. I ripped into her a few times but have now discovered that this is actually quite a common expression. How can you give someone into trouble? Never heard it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Give out to someone is the phrase the irish use Give off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 When Leicester were on the verge of winning the league Mrs Biggie asked if 'there was any result that could give a team two points?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Give off.No. Its deffo give out. Or a lot of folks i work with are getting their own phrases wrong... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 "What's a swastika?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 I've heard my girlfriend say 'give me into trouble' on a few occasions. I ripped into her a few times but have now discovered that this is actually quite a common expression. How can you give someone into trouble? It is quite a common phrase, you're the first person to make me realise how stupid it sounds if you think about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 "What's a swastika?" Head over to the politics thread just now, yer missus will get an education.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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