19QOS19 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Decided to ask her a question I had seen on the new Channel 4 quiz The Jury. Me: What is the only American state that begins with the letter R? Her: Arkansas? Me: *Slaps forehead with hand* Her: Aw shur up. Alaska then? Apparently she thought I was an illiterate baboon and had said "beginning with A (argh)". Fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I used to have to suffer her doing the same but with two week old copies of Closer etc. "Yes darling, I know, he/she died last month". Wee bit late to the party on this thread but do people still call their partners 'darling' these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 My 4yo daughter taking after her mother. Me: Where is the top for that pen? Don't leave the pen on the couch without a top. Her: I don't know, can you help me look for it? So we look on the table, under the table, under the chair, under the couch, in the pencil case, pretty much everywhere. Her: Oh hang on I'm holding it in my hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Swarley said: My 4yo daughter taking after her mother. Me: Where is the top for that pen? Don't leave the pen on the couch without a top. Her: I don't know, can you help me look for it? So we look on the table, under the table, under the chair, under the couch, in the pencil case, pretty much everywhere. Her: Oh hang on I'm holding it in my hand Ridiculing the 4yo daughter on P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, gkneil said: Ridiculing the 4yo daughter on P&B Oh don't worry she was ridiculed at the time as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 One of the buyers today asking some questions about a product she has been asked to source, 'Is this a type of wood?' On checking she has been asked to source 'Lumber'. Then asks about the supplier 'Do they only supply specific sizes of wood?', My reply was 'No they own a saw' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 One of the buyers today asking some questions about a product she has been asked to source, 'Is this a type of wood?' On checking she has been asked to source 'Lumber'. Then asks about the supplier 'Do they only supply specific sizes of wood?', My reply was 'No they own a saw' I guess that answer would make sense even in the porn industry. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Wife was absolutely convinced that the lead character in Murder She Wrote was called Magatha Thatcher.Ended up just agreeing to keep the peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Neither. I said 'Arr'. ETA. I'm guessing you re-read my post and deleted yours after reading it correctly Welshbairn? I wondered why I couldn't quote you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Neither. I said 'Arr'. ETA. I'm guessing you re-read my post and deleted yours after reading it correctly Welshbairn? I wondered why I couldn't quote you. Aye, got it the wrong way round. Your girlfriend isn't a primary school teacher is she? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Aye, got it the wrong way round. [emoji4] Your girlfriend isn't a primary school teacher is she? Nah just braindead at times. Hence why she's a nurse. *Awaits Mrs M* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Nah just braindead at times. Hence why she's a nurse. *Awaits Mrs M* Why? Do I work with her? She sounds familiar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 "Is Mount Rushmore the one with the presidents' faces in it?""Yeah...""That's not like, natural is it?""What?""Like, it wasn't done by rain or anything?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, Alex_14 said: "Is Mount Rushmore the one with the presidents' faces in it?" "Yeah..." "That's not like, natural is it?" "What?" "Like, it wasn't done by rain or anything?" If true, that has to be the winner of the thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 If true, that has to be the winner of the thread. I promise you it is true. It was probably last weekend, all her family and I sat in the living room when she said it as she saw it on tv or something. Her dad couldn't stop laughing and her mum just looked so disappointed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Missus: "I walked 12,000 miles today". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Missus: "I walked 12,000 miles today". Half the World away... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Swarley said: Half the World away... Some sort of phone app. Struggling to tell the difference between miles, km, and number of steps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Some sort of phone app. Struggling to tell the difference between miles, km, and number of steps. Either way that impressive housekeeping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Missus just told me.. She had a rare day with nothing to do yesterday so booked a cinema ticket, got herself a drink, chatted to the folk in Starbucks about the film she was going to watch, showed the usher her ticket.. The usher pointed out her ticket was for 16th September (the release date of the film) and politely told her to gtf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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