Mr Rational Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Seven year old . Ffs Oh f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 7mile Oh f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Hiya turboshandy, hiya pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Talk about blowing any sort of reputation I have out of the water in one post. I'm away to curl up into a ball and die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Div, please update the word filter so "Mr Rational" now appears as "Adam Johnson" Going by my post, you may as well change it to Gary Glitter. I'm going to show it to the lads at work, may as well give them a laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 How old are these "lads"? I hope you don't work as a school janitor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Yep, I deserve everything that's heading my way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Mr Rational, talking to one of the "lads". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Mr rational watching the play park from his window 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Heading out to work after telling the missus, she shouts out 'mind and take yer sweeties'..... She thinks it's hilarious.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Heading out to work after telling the missus, she shouts out 'mind and take yer sweeties'..... She thinks it's hilarious.... Is she in on your little scheme as well? You're a right old Fred and Rose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Don't wish to worry you Mr Rational but ..... Another P+Ber and a mutual friend were driving down the road one day, when our friend decided to admire the arse of a lassie on the pavement up ahead. On driving past, they discovered that the arse he was admiring belonged to a 12-year old lassie. This was 20 years ago and it still gets brought up regularly. The only thing that's changed in the story is the girl keeps getting younger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I think the phrase from the Politics section is #minter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Was out the missus on Sunday and as I was driving asked her to check when football was on and tried to talk her through the soccer Saturday app on my phone. She managed to find the Sunday fixtures and announced... "Leicester - Swansea 16-15 Wow, that's a lot of goals" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Was out the missus on Sunday and as I was driving asked her to check when football was on and tried to talk her through the soccer Saturday app on my phone. She managed to find the Sunday fixtures and announced... "Leicester - Swansea 16-15 Wow, that's a lot of goals" This is not the time, there's a beast hunt afoot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 This is not the time, there's a beast hunt afoot! Sorry - Swansea looked 16 though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Was watching Phoenix Nights and Brian Potter phoned Max or Paddy. It came up as Ironside on the phone (Potter is in a wheelchair for anyone who hasn't watched it) and I started laughing. She was sitting looking bemused and asked why I was laughing. I said:- "Because it's funny. You're not laughing because you clearly don't know who Ironside is" Her: "Aye a do. It's that guy from them superhero films" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Numpty http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-36150328 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Numpty http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-36150328 Read that earlier somewhere else and it riled me. They were looking for sympathy as if they'd been hard done by that the company "doesn't warn people" about making those kind of mistakes. How could you not be shocked to find that your overly cheap flights to Vegas were that price for a reason? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Shit, I've booked flights from Glasgow to Birmingham in July. Better make sure I'm not headed to Alabama... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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