Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Not from a woman... but a man. A pal had been for a wee holiday in the country (okay, he was camping if you really want to use a Kenneth). Being a city boy he's used to the permanent sodium glow in the sky. At night he left the tent and scanned the clear, starry sky for the moon. Panic set in as there was no moon. He thought it was end of days and expected to return home to find mankind wiped out in this terrible cosmic event. He ran to find the campsite owner who in turn was unable to offer an explanation for the lack of moon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 had one of the most incredible conversations ever with her earlier on. she thought you couldn't turn a cooker on if a jewish person was in the room incase they were offended.i thought it was some sort of shite joke at first but she was being 100% serious. what an absolute fucking moron[emoji38] Yeah them Jews really hate cooked food 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 12 hours ago, Hibeesbounce75 said: had one of the most incredible conversations ever with her earlier on. she thought you couldn't turn a cooker on if a jewish person was in the room incase they were offended.i thought it was some sort of shite joke at first but she was being 100% serious. what an absolute fucking moron 29 minutes ago, Swarley said: Yeah them Jews really hate cooked food Was it a gas oven..................................... Too soon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 She's just in from voting.'I just voted LibDem because she had the same name as me'Democracy right there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, mjw said: She's just in from voting. 'I just voted LibDem because she had the same name as me' Democracy right there. Can see smiths and Mohammeds doing well tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 14 minutes ago, mjw said: She's just in from voting. 'I just voted LibDem because she had the same name as me' Democracy right there. Kind of how we achieved Brexit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Watching the blacklist there, a character landed in Milan, got in a car and asked "how long will it take to get to Vienna?" 8 hours was the drivers reply. Cue Mrs B... "Is Vienna in Spain?" What the f**k!? I dont even know what bit is the worst. The Spanish Riding School is in Vienna. Is she into horses? If not, then kicks pies etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 The Spanish Riding School is in Vienna. Is she into horses? If not, then kicks pies etc. Don't get her started on where Scotland Yard is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Don't get her started on where Scotland Yard is. Or the Spanish Steps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marly Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Kind of how we achieved Brexit. Didn't realise there were that many people called "Leave " in the country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Marly said: Didn't realise there were that many people called "Leave " in the country. Big family, has hundreds of branches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Big family, has hundreds of branches. Even by Zens standards, that's poor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Taking my elderly mother on holiday to Jersey tomorrow. Just found out my sister has been packing 3 fleeces for her along with a wooly hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, welshbairn said: Taking my elderly mother on holiday to Jersey tomorrow. Just found out my sister has been packing 3 fleeces for her along with a wooly hat. She'll take the bare look off you in the dancing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Better put a fourth one in. She'll be freezing. Better lend her an electric blanket too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Ironic she's going to Jersey & packs extra jerseys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 30 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Ironic she's going to Jersey & packs extra jerseys. Hiya Alanis Morrisette, hiya pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 My daughter is not the brightest,we were driving past Loch Lomond today and she went oooh just think Nessie is swimming in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 being told "its impossible to overdose on pain killers because they aren't dangerous drugs". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 On 6/19/2017 at 05:17, keithgy said: My daughter is not the brightest,we were driving past Loch Lomond today and she went oooh just think Nessie is swimming in there. Its either the fault of the parents or the teachers. I'll leave it to the P&B collective to decide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.