Stuperman01 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 12 minutes ago, port-ton said: I feel its only fitting to bookend this glorious failure of Falkirk's season with a recap before they leave us for threads with three responses a week in them. Feel free to add your own that I've missed. • Scrapped your academy to spend more money on the first team budget • Sacked Paul Hartley • Ayr Utd's Manager refused the opportunity to manage you • Tapped up Morton's unhappy manager illegally • Knocked out of the Irn Bru Cup by Welsh Part timers • Brought your own security to Cappielow for the safety of your fans • THAT Ray McKinnon photo • Took seven matches to gain your first points of the season • Won your second game of the season in November • Falkirk Board accuse fans of being racist towards their own player • Lose tribunal and have to pay SFA fine for tapping up Morton's manager • Got rid of most of your squad and spent big bringing in players to save your season • Signed Morton's best player on a pre contract • Celebrated a 38th minute equaliser against a team your fans don't care about by invading the pitch (No pitch invasions the following week when you beat Ayr) • Celebrated an injury time winner against QOTS with another pitch invasion, only for QOTS to score an 96th minute equaliser because of it • In order to make up with the Morton board, you decide to pay them compensation for McKinnon despite insisting that we were not due it • Got within touching distance of safety then lost to Morton, Alloa and drew with QOTS when it really mattered • Complete a full season of matches against Jonatan Johansson without winning one of them • Beat the league champions on the final day in glorious dramatic fashion only for the result to be meaningless • Relegation to Scotland's third tier • Kicked a board members car as they left the stadium • Morton's best player's pre contract becomes null and void due to relegation • The crushing realisation you spent over £100k on a manager who ultimately took you down • Margaret Lang cries real actual tears at a meeting with fans Wow this is taking an obsession to the next level!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18BAIRN76 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Morton 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairn Necessities Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 I'm not buying a season ticket until Craig Campbell is gone. It might be a useful message to the club if more of us publicly state that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Just now, Bairn Necessities said: I'm not buying a season ticket until Craig Campbell is gone. It might be a useful message to the club if more of us publicly state that. I'll be emailing him and Mags in the next few days -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branch Ton Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 38 minutes ago, virginton said: You hired two haddies, paid £100k for the privilege including a tidy sum to ourselves and got relegated to the seaside leagues. We'll in all likelihood be announcing Hopkin as manager next week after another top half finish. You lose, again. You’re just a fanny who has never seen one. Wtf is this faux oneupmanship about signing Hopkin. Your posting history makes it clear you hate the guy with a vengeance (possibly because he is prettier than you.). Are you now saying you will be delighted should he be appointed our next coach? 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Branch Ton knocking it out the park again; sensational stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 I'll be emailing him and Mags in the next few daysWould you mind putting on here a rough copy of your email?Doesnt have to be verbatim but an idea of the hymnsheet plz.In other news, VTs very recent bodying by none other than Branch Ton is going to take some digesting. Imagine getting bitchslapped like that in another teams thread by another fan of your own club.Scenes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 7 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Aye you would. Both couldn't handle the seasides imho, if we signed the likes of Bobby Linn I may be persuaded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Wow this is taking an obsession to the next level!!Here, have a tissue, Margaret. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Falkirk FC Announcement leaked “After days of consideration the Major Shareholders have decided that they are the only people in the western world who can run a football club. We know others have the skill sets to assist the club moving forward but no one out there would come close to our spectacular achievement of blowing 500 grand, getting the club relegated and alienating our entire support in two years. Therefore we have decided to keep control of the club, just to annoy the f**k out of the support. After all they are all mugs and will pony up as they have for years” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sick boy Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 good statement for once 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatoon Bairn Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Finally fucking something man, it's a start. Thought it would've been a longer statement given that they've had six days to prepare it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Kinnear Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Statement released Lang has stood down as chairman but remains on the board and Ritchie has stood down from board. No mention at all regarding Campbell. At least they have apologised for the f**k up of a season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Halfway there to get my season ticket money, although I appreciate she's still on the board. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Not good enough. She’s still on the board (for now anyway). Campbell not even mentioned. They’ll probably have Sandy Alexander or Colin Liddell as interim chairman to lead the review which will change nothing. Statement reads like it was written by a 10 year old too. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sick boy Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 You’re just a fanny who has never seen one. Wtf is this faux oneupmanship about signing Hopkin. Your posting history makes it clear you hate the guy with a vengeance (possibly because he is prettier than you.). Are you now saying you will be delighted should he be appointed our next coach? gon yersel branchy sannn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Nothing changes with that for me. Anyone buying that are mugs. She is still part of the decision making. I have seen Liddell’s route and branch reviews before. Talking shops where nothing happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairn Necessities Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 (edited) Lang to f**k. Good start. Meaningless without Campbell following suit though and her leaving the board. f**k off to spoonburning land Campbell. Yer teas oot. Edited May 10, 2019 by Bairn Necessities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wullie robb Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Probably the poorest statement in the history of Football. Lang is no longer Chair Nothing else has changed. 9 Words would have done. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottiBiabi Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 What a shite statement. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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