Nightmare Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 ^^^^ scrambling for a Supras bite. To be fair, getting a bite out of Supras isn't much effort. Just post something remotely in contrast to what he's saying and he'll start frothing at the mouth and smashing his keyboard with his face in an attempt to prove you wrong. A bit of a sad act, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Our saviour gets a mention on Russel Howard's Good News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Balotelli is just a child and given time will mature into a fully grown otter, he will swim in the river with ease instead of sitting on the bank looking in Cantona knew............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomDom Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 To be fair, getting a bite out of Supras isn't much effort. Just post something remotely in contrast to what he's saying and he'll start frothing at the mouth and smashing his keyboard with his face in an attempt to prove you wrong. A bit of a sad act, really. Unless your name is dubs though. In which case, Supras will get bored of the trolling and let dubs go about his trolling without biting, and dubs goes on relentlessly, and therefore manages to look like the biggest c**t of the two, which is some effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Super Mario Kart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 To be fair, getting a bite out of Supras isn't much effort. Just post something remotely in contrast to what he's saying and he'll start frothing at the mouth and smashing his keyboard with his face in an attempt to prove you wrong. A bit of a sad act, really. Hint: That's not how you type. Super Mario Kart. They've just made that up, haven't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkay Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 http://www.thesun.co...-porn-star.html Mario Balotelli & the 32FF porn star SOCCER ace Mario Balotelli has had a secret date with a busty porn star. The Manchester City striker played away while his girlfriend was on a modelling job in Italy. He met up with 32FF Holly Henderson at her own photoshoot in a Manchester hotel before sharing a kiss and cuddle in the car park. A source close to Balotelli, 21, said: "He is having the time of his life at the moment. "He first met Holly in a club and has become infatuated with her. "He has done all the running but she doesn't want to just be a notch on a footballer's bedpost." Balotelli — dubbed Super Mario by fans — was snapped with 32-year-old Holly at the Marriott Hotel and Country Club where she was working for an episode of Celebrity Come Dine With Me. He turned up unannounced while she posed in a hot tub with former Hollyoaks star Paul Danan. Last week he was spotted with girlfriend Raffaella Fico, 23, in a newsagent's, where he happily flicked through Fiesta soft porn magazine. On Monday The Sun told how he had been racing a quad bike in the garden of his new mansion — where fireworks were set off in a bathroom days earlier . What a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Finished his penalty tonight with style. He's super. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 They've just made that up, haven't they? Yeah, the lack of photographic evidence of the "track" is pretty damning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'm fed up with the Mario wankfest now and I'm sure Supras wishes it was back to the time when it was just him. It was a simpler time. Mario cheats on his missus = legend. Mario diving c**t = legend. John Terry got crucified for cheating on his bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomDom Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 It doesn't help that John Terry is actually a total c**t though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 It doesn't help that John Terry is actually a total c**t though. I've never actually minded him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Another honour for the Super one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 It doesn't help that John Terry is actually a total c**t though. Not to mention being named "Father of the Year" prior to the Wayne Bridge fiasco coming to light, so it's slightly different circumstances between a young, talented mentalcase with more money than sense shagging around to the England captain doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Another honour for the Super one is that cause all man u fans live in kent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Yeah, the lack of photographic evidence of the "track" is pretty damning. And the lack of direct quotes or any actual evidence whatsoever. You always suspect the Sun makes up all its stories but in this case it is just so obvious. And a tear stained Shortlist article repeated the proven fallacy that he used his iPad on the bench in an Italy game. It's not his fault the media follow him around taking pictures of him in shops, or that they make stories up about him. He's a daft eccentric who was being taken advantage of by the media when they were hounding him, and even now that they are fawning over him. He's too stupid to realise or do anything about it. I'm tempted to say he "should focus on his football" but when the media follow him around wherever he goes, and probably hang around outside his house too, they've made it very difficult for him. I'm fed up with the Mario wankfest now and I'm sure Supras wishes it was back to the time when it was just him. It was a simpler time. Mario cheats on his missus = legend. Mario diving c**t = legend. John Terry got crucified for cheating on his bird. People are hypocrites, alhtough in this case the "positive" reaction to the Balotelli story was wrong but the "crucifying" of John Terry was clearly excessive. Not to mention being named "Father of the Year" What a joke that was, even before the story it was abundantly clear John Terry was an absolute c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_S_A_R Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 John Terry got crucified for cheating on his bird. terry was in the papers loads of times for cheating on his bird and no one cared. people got pissed off at him for cheating with his mates' bird. it was the same with giggs and his bro. naebody cares about cheating, just don't f**k over your pals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Hard to say, he's in the same boat as Balotelli in that he wants to leave but no one will buy him - the only difference being that Tevez is a good player and hence too expensive, whereas Balotelli is just total shite. Thats him. Total shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Rarely have wiser words been spoken...except the "I'm not mad" part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_S_A_R Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 i posted this in the spring. balotelli doesn' t turn 21 until august. how many other players can you think of who had that many goals in top leagues by that age? bear in mind that's he's had injury problems and has been competing for a shirt with the likes of tevez, eto'o, zlatan, miltio. mad mario has a ratio 2.7 at the same age rooney had 53 goals in 168 appearances. ratio 3.1 fernando torres had 43 in 114. ratio 2.6 micheal owen had 59 in 116. ratio 1.9 c.ronaldo had 25 in 152. ratio 6.1 so while he's not a young goal machine like micheal owen he's doing about the same as torres and rooney and better than c.ronaldo. mario is going to be amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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