Stellaboz Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I'd rather stick a finger up my arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 When some bored mum/housewife shares a shitey grainy cartoon picture saying "wine o'clock" and her pals are pure "lol so funny, remember that time we went out like 3 years ago and it was so crazy, oh my god we are mad Susan, we should do it again soon" And then never actually go out again. The same sort of people that are unemployed and sharing low quality motivational memes from some shitey page that is just harvesting data off ye. Thank f**k you can unfollow everything on Facebook. This is a great thread by the way i've wasted far too much time reading it and the above is probably a repost, so apologies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 25 minutes ago, thistledo said: When some bored mum/housewife shares a shitey grainy cartoon picture saying "wine o'clock" and her pals are pure "lol so funny, remember that time we went out like 3 years ago and it was so crazy, oh my god we are mad Susan, we should do it again soon" And then never actually go out again. There's quite a few lassies I was at school with who are single mothers and they like to partake in a bit of this chat along with posting stuff like "The days of me being a pushover are gone" complete with about 25 fist emojis (presumably after getting pumped and dumped by some lad called Dwayne). Cue loads of her pals giving it big licks in the comments section and saying how amazing she is with lots of hand clapping emojis and love hearts. This will all be repeated in the next few weeks... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 There's quite a few lassies I was at school with who are single mothers and they like to partake in a bit of this chat along with posting stuff like "The days of me being a pushover are gone" complete with about 25 fist emojis (presumably after getting pumped and dumped by some lad called Dwayne). Cue loads of her pals giving it big licks in the comments section and saying how amazing she is with lots of hand clapping emojis and love hearts. This will all be repeated in the next few weeks... Wid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Estragon said: Wid? Must admit this particular one is in pretty good shape for someone who has had three kids but you'd probably want to boil your dick in detergent first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I'd make it four kids tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Must admit this particular one is in pretty good shape for someone who has had three kids but you'd probably want to boil your dick in detergent first. Yep. Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 After surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 That "permanently disabled" one, wooft. Wouldn't it be a bit creepy reading that if you were the spouse in question? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 The great (or not) thing about this thread is that the first 10 pages read almost exactly like the last 10 pages.Never change Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnthebaptistist Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 23 hours ago, RiG said: Must admit this particular one is in pretty good shape for someone who has had three kids but you'd probably want to boil your dick in detergent first. I think I would rather explain to her/ him/ non-binary the dangers of bad home electrical practices. The two TV boxes on top of each other and the large extension reel next to furniture is just an accident waiting to happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 "Anxiety" seems to be the new invisible ailment of choice for the Facebook dayposter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I think I would rather explain to her/ him/ non-binary the dangers of bad home electrical practices. The two TV boxes on top of each other and the large extension reel next to furniture is just an accident waiting to happen. ^^^ Kinky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 This thread is outstanding. Thank you all -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 This 'oan the sesh' pish is utterly tragic behaviour. Spending a whole weekend getting gubbed in a jakey council flat with other equally jakey people, sharing group pictures with a bottle in one hand and the other giving it the middle finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Why are they all dressed as the Lone Ranger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Why are they all dressed as the Lone Ranger? 'Cos the Strongbow makes some of them go tonto? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 'Cos the Strongbow makes some of them go tonto? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I'm stealing that Swarley (to use on another forum obviously) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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