Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 (edited) On 2017-5-31 at 01:08, Todd_is_God said: PEOPLE BEWARE: THIS MORNING AROUND 1:30 AM THERE WAS A FRANTIC SCREAMING WOMAN BEATING DOWN MY FRONT DOOR STATING THAT SOMEONE WAS CHASING HER. I NEVER OPENED THE DOOR BUT I TOLD HER THAT I WOULD CALL THE POLICE AND GET HER SOME HELP SHE TOLD ME NOT TO CALL THE POLICE AND SHE LEFT. BUT BEING A RETIRED POLICE INVESTIGATOR AND HER NOT WANTING ME TO CALL THE POLICE THAT SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH HER STORY! BUT FROM EXPERIENCE AND PAST CRIMES THAT I HAVE INVESTIGATED THAT THIS IS A CLASSIC PLAY RIGHT OUT OF THE THUG PLAY BOOK------- GET A FRANTIC CRYING WOMAN TO BEAT THE DOOR DOWN SOMETIME OVER NIGHT AND WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR TO HELP HER THERE WILL BE 3 OR 4 THUGS THERE TO FORCE THEIR WAY IN YOUR HOUSE AND COMMIT A HOME INVASION, TO ROB YOU OR INJURE OR KILL YOU. I DID NOT OPEN THE DOOR BUT CALLED THE POLICE THEY ARRIVED SHORTLY AFTER AND CHECKED THE NEIGHBORHOOD BUT DID NOT FIND THE FRANTIC CRYING FEMALE ANYWHERE SO IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE WAS PROBABLY RIDING WITH A CARLOAD OF THUGS!!! NEVER OPEN YOUR DOOR AFTER DARK UNLESS YOU KNOW FOR SURE WHO IS KNOCKING!!!!! Who comes up with this pish? And why "Home invasion" reminds me of a workmate who shared a flat with a couple of chaps in the West End. The owner of the flat informed them that there would be a new flatmate moving in. My workmate went out on the lash, went home in the early hours and wandered into his living room to see a big black chap watching the TV. My workmate shat a brick and ran into the street screaming "HOUSE INVASION. HOUSE INVASION". Needless to say, that was the new flatmate. Edited June 1, 2017 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeJay Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 It's a slippery slope, next she'll be doing papier-mache or, God forbid, origami. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 PEOPLE BEWARE: THIS MORNING AROUND 1:30 AM THERE WAS A FRANTIC SCREAMING WOMAN BEATING DOWN MY FRONT DOOR STATING THAT SOMEONE WAS CHASING HER. I NEVER OPENED THE DOOR BUT I TOLD HER THAT I WOULD CALL THE POLICE AND GET HER SOME HELP SHE TOLD ME NOT TO CALL THE POLICE AND SHE LEFT. BUT BEING A RETIRED POLICE INVESTIGATOR AND HER NOT WANTING ME TO CALL THE POLICE THAT SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH HER STORY! BUT FROM EXPERIENCE AND PAST CRIMES THAT I HAVE INVESTIGATED THAT THIS IS A CLASSIC PLAY RIGHT OUT OF THE THUG PLAY BOOK------- GET A FRANTIC CRYING WOMAN TO BEAT THE DOOR DOWN SOMETIME OVER NIGHT AND WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR TO HELP HER THERE WILL BE 3 OR 4 THUGS THERE TO FORCE THEIR WAY IN YOUR HOUSE AND COMMIT A HOME INVASION, TO ROB YOU OR INJURE OR KILL YOU. I DID NOT OPEN THE DOOR BUT CALLED THE POLICE THEY ARRIVED SHORTLY AFTER AND CHECKED THE NEIGHBORHOOD BUT DID NOT FIND THE FRANTIC CRYING FEMALE ANYWHERE SO IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE WAS PROBABLY RIDING WITH A CARLOAD OF THUGS!!! NEVER OPEN YOUR DOOR AFTER DARK UNLESS YOU KNOW FOR SURE WHO IS KNOCKING!!!!! Who comes up with this pish? And why A shouty retired police investigator, obviously.Is that a real job title? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Wonder Woman. The wonder being how she manages all this and to update Facebook umpteen times a day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Wonder Woman must be Facebook speak for unemployed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Why the hell is "worst enemy" in there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Why the hell is "worst enemy" in there? To confirm that the person posting it is a fucking mentalist who is best avoided. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 What a minter. Is the implication supposed to be that dads do none, or at the most only some, of those things? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 If any of you heartless b*****ds don't share this, then Baby Heysoos will know you're pro-cancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Not for much longer... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Shotgun said: If any of you heartless b*****ds don't share this, then Baby Heysoos will know you're pro-cancer. Unfortunate initials there on his glove. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Wonder Woman. The wonder being how she manages all this and to update Facebook umpteen times a day! Aye, and no mention of when she's cutting the fucking grass. Like a jungle out there hen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Aye, and no mention of when she's cutting the fucking grass. Like a jungle out there hen! Exactly. And the child in that pic is far too old for a dummy. Just sheer laziness and bad parenting if you ask me. Slovenly bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Aye, and no mention of when she's cutting the fucking grass. Like a jungle out there hen! [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Stingy Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 I see we've found Mrs. throbber's facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 28 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I see we've found Mrs. throbber's facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Nothing like a terror incident to reveal all the racists. That combined with Perth Council deciding to Build a mosque has probably cause a couple of the morons to suffer aneurysms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 I'm so glad they circled the dog, just in case I found a fence or some steps and thought I'd fucking found him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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