Highland Capital Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) Someone on mine has just tried to come up with a country for every letter of her name. She included Nice and Rome. Edit - Now someone called Sally has chosen for the A...Africa! How can people go through life being so stupid? Edit 2 - Someone else has now commented with, for the letter O, Oslo! Another has spelled Libya - Lybia! Edited February 19, 2018 by Highland Capital 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Just amazing what you see out of the conor of your eye eh? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 10 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: Someone on mine has just tried to come up with a country for every letter of her name. She included Nice and Rome. I just learnt that in Turkish, their phonetic alphabet is all names of towns/cities. So to spell out Partick over the phone you'd say their equivalent of Peterhead, Aberdeen, Rosyth, Tillicoutry, Inverness, Cupar, Kilmarnock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: I just learnt that in Turkish, their phonetic alphabet is all names of towns/cities. So to spell out Partick over the phone you'd say their equivalent of Peterhead, Aberdeen, Rosyth, Tillicoutry, Inverness, Cupar, Kilmarnock. I always thought it was exactly the same as it is in English, just a bit louder and slower. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I always thought it was exactly the same as it is in English, just a bit louder and slower. It's like that in Greek but they're a bit backward so haven't really got past Alpha yet, bless 'em. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 As someone who isn't on Facebook, I'm really hoping these things aren't real and I'm part of some Black Mirror/Truman Show thing. 'Conor of my eye'. FFS Ano Mrs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 On 18/02/2018 at 10:44, Dindeleux said: Also in Kilmarnock there was an absolute outcry after a woman’s two kids were almost abducted. The actual story of what happened didn’t really seem too clear cut if you ask me. That's fucking disgusting behaviour! Maltesers are much more effective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Wow, thanx four sharing hon. I'll be telling my kids tonight to stay away from Kilmarnock, Farm Foods and anyone eating KitKats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Update to the Kilmarnock-Kitkat-Kidnappers.Brace yourselves......they were foreign looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Update to the Kilmarnock-Kitkat-Kidnappers.Brace yourselves......they were foreign looking. I for one am shocked by this development 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 32 minutes ago, Swarley said: I for one am shocked by this development I grew up in Kilmarnock in the 90s....could have been moi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 I grew up in Kilmarnock in the 90s....could have been moi. Moi? Are you a bit foreign looking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Moi? Are you a bit foreign looking? No no, just unbearably pretentious. As it happens though I sometimes wear an Italy top to fives, but I make sure I'm never seen with a kitkat at such times - don't want to cause any undue concern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 No no, just unbearably pretentious. As it happens though I sometimes wear an Italy top to fives, but I make sure I'm never seen with a kitkat at such times - don't want to cause any undue concern. Sounds like you are OFTW mate. I've shared your details on as many "Bee A Wear" groups on Facebook as I could find. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Well, seeing as it's not an open group, and you've managed to post in it (using attention-seeking background) Oonagh.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 With the sad disappearance of Liam Colgan on a stag do in Hamburg, it's a wonder he hasn't been found and all other crime in Germany solved in a oner, thanks to the surfeit of amateurs detectives on FB. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Be on the lookout for Romanian-Asian-Asylum Seeking-Africans who've taken to killing swans and ducks for fun in and around Glasgow's parks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Be on the lookout for Romanian-Asian-Asylum Seeking-Africans who've taken to killing swans and ducks for fun in and around Glasgow's parks. They probably stole the loaf as well! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 4 Albanians tried to kidnap a woman somewhere near Coatbridge yesterday.Pretty shocked it wasn’t on the news to be honest. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 John pumped some burd and that’s his cover. Fair play. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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