Shotgun Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Maybe just likes drinking coffee with his bacon in the morning, and decided to put the two together. Not so crazy. A compelling argument for dropping a fried egg into a mug of coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 4 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Maybe just likes drinking coffee with his bacon in the morning, and decided to put the two together. Not so crazy. The real OFTW are the folk who discovered that putting baby faeces in sausages improves the flavour. I think it’s called HP sauce m8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 A compelling argument for dropping a fried egg into a mug of coffee. Or a raw egg and let the hot coffee poach it.....Breakfast tomorrow sorted 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 The Executive Power Breakfast. (grande latte enema not included) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 16 hours ago, Shotgun said: It’s Mother’s Day here on Sunday and the wimminfolk are getting their tributes in early. I hope the WiFi is good in heaven. 'I just want to wish my mum a very happy Mother's Day. Even though she's not on Facebook and I'm sitting on the couch beside her as I type this'. It's the Facebook thought that counts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 14, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 14, 2018 It's all kicking off in the Battlefield Community Project page. There was loads of festivities to celebrate the 450th anniversary of the Battle of Langside. The events included having lots of horses with their handlers. Some mother carried her 18 month daughter right up to a horse. Horse freaked out and lashed out. Mother threw baby in the air. Baby landed on face. Thankfully twas on the grass so baby okay. Mother then posted asking for witnesses, with a view to seeking damages. Half the group accuse her of being at fault for not realising horses are dangerous and being part of a "Blame Culture". The organiser of the event apologised but said that the mother had refused to let her child be seen by any first aiders. Someone else wades in to point that the mother was effing and blinding at all and sundry after the event. Thread is LOCKED. Someone called Robert Dillon missed his chance to add his tuppence worth, so starts a new thread calling her a terrible mother Somebody called "Happy Ali" wades in to suggest going to the library to borrow a book on how to be nice to other people and to stop hiding behind a screen". Then another person with a real name sticks his oar in to call her a hypocrite, since her name is clearly not Happy Ali. All very enjoyable. I'm christening it the Battle of Langside 2. 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmudgePop Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Facebook can be helpful at times. It becomes annoying when people post some personal matters. The rule must be having to think first before we post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 What 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 ....and a random 3-digit number.....like the one on the back of your bank card for example. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Must be a regular on this thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Check this out... If Diana has access to Facebook wherever she is, I'm sure she'd have been able to watch a telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Check this out... If Diana has access to Facebook wherever she is, I'm sure she'd have been able to watch a telly. She'd struggle to get a signal in a tunnel to be fair. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Well played Marty Ward... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 She'd struggle to get a signal in a tunnel to be fair.The big question is what's French ambulance siren protocol for a broken Princess? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, placidcasual said: On 20/05/2018 at 19:39, philpy said: She'd struggle to get a signal in a tunnel to be fair. The big question is what's French ambulance siren protocol for a broken Princess? Light on and siren going Haw-hee-haw-hee-haw. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 This is the worst thing I've ever had to save on my phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: This is the worst thing I've ever had to save on my phone. To be fair if my mum only had one massive eye in the middle of her forehead, that would probably do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 If my mum was a cyclops I'd imagine the giant club she was holding would be more scary than 'the look' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Latest pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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