Dee Man Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Douglas is a stupid name for a tree. It looks more like a Colin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 13 hours ago, ajwffc said: It really works (as long as you have had a birthday in 2018) I've already had my birthday, does it still apply to me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 People are now racist to dogs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Douglas is a stupid name for a tree. It looks more like a Colin. Fair enough if it was a Douglas fir, but its quite clearly deciduous. Mon the Colin’s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 18 hours ago, ajwffc said: . trees don't have fingers and disposable coffee cups aren't (predominately) made from paper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Use plastic non disposable cups, save the trees! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 trees don't have fingersNeither do fish... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Neither do fish...And buffaloes don’t have wings. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Prawns may or may not have balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 I've already had my birthday, does it still apply to me?Yes and it will still apply for the rest of the year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 On 06/10/2018 at 03:34, ajwffc said: . Sign knocked in using copper nails...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Brother Blades said: And buffaloes don’t have wings. They have terrific mozzarella though.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 18 hours ago, ajwffc said: People are now racist to dogs They were to the dog in Dambusters...... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Yes and it will still apply for the rest of the yearFark, that's almost as nuts as that Lucky Month with 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays thing that only happens once every 800 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Fark, that's almost as nuts as that Lucky Month with 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays thing that only happens once every 800 years. Don't forget Halloween on Friday the 13th 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 My facebook feed is about 75% missing cats, dogs and humans these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 My facebook feed is about 75% missing cats, dogs and humans these days. If 75% of your Facebook friends are missing then I think the Police need to start an investigation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Swarley said: 22 minutes ago, The OP said: My facebook feed is about 75% missing cats, dogs and humans these days. If 75% of your Facebook friends are missing then I think the Police need to start an investigation 75% of zero is zero, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Swarley said: 26 minutes ago, The OP said: My facebook feed is about 75% missing cats, dogs and humans these days. If 75% of your Facebook friends are missing then I think the Police need to start an investigation I'm sure none of them are known to anyone sharing the posts tbh. Generally, the outcomes for the people are have been taking coke or getting shagged for the last couple of days or fell into a river whilst drunk. Females tend to be the former and males tend to be the latter. Don't pay as much attention to the updates when the animals are found but they've probably all been pinched and sold by swarthy types. Edited October 8, 2018 by The OP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 On 10/6/2018 at 06:43, ajwffc said: People are now racist to dogs Not defending putting that kind of pish up on Facebook, but it's apparently true that black cats and dogs are far less likely to be adopted from rescue centres and suchlike. Considering how many people still share those "retweet this message or a loved one will die" chain mails, I can only assume there are plenty of roasters who think black animals are bad luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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