SoapMactavish Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 DON'T DO IT SMURPH! YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU!!!! Graham Campbell Legs and arms mostly, I keep the scars hidden though, people don't understand the pain I feel inside, I feel like I have no purpose 5 minutes ago · Like · 1 person 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 c***s have deleted it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I got Goerge "funzboy" furns to delete me. kept commenting on his posts and shit then posted this and tagged him, and a few others tagging him in them, got deleted Incredible work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I got Goerge "funzboy" furns to delete me. kept commenting on his posts and shit then posted this and tagged him, and a few others tagging him in them, got deleted 'Now we get hot sexy talk' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTDEE2 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 (edited) Same person has posted these statuses in the past 5 minutes. Acidc fruits and alcohol have been kown to give semen a pleasant, sugary flavour. Couples who cuddle regularly are eight times less likely to get depressed than those who kiss only intercourse! (0.3%) of men are well endowed enough to blow thermselves to orgasm! Couples who cuddle regularly are eight times less likely to get depressed than those who kiss only intercourse! 70% of sex toys are manufactured in China! Girls who have a close relationship with thir father usually also end up with partners who share many of there father's traits! Edited July 20, 2011 by RTDEE2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 c***s have deleted it. Your character and the weird guy are so similar, but yet so unique... :lol: That guy really needs a sharper knife! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 :lol: One of the funniest things I have ever seen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Your character and the weird guy are so similar, but yet so unique... :lol: That guy really needs a sharper knife! "The Weird Guy" is a certain SoapMcTavish from on here. We were taking the piss, hoping someone else would join in, but it didn't last long enough. Annoying thing; Two of my friends have stopped going out, so their relationship status has went from "In a relationship" to "Single". Right, that's fine. One friend, not in the relationship, has went "What happened? x" on one of the statuses. Cool, you're asking, that's normal. THE SAME FRIEND, on the other newly single friends status, has posted " x" Is it really that much of a fucking surprise?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 "The Weird Guy" is a certain SoapMcTavish from on here. We were taking the piss, hoping someone else would join in, but it didn't last long enough. He played his part quite well then, until the end... Try the Rangers and Celtic fans pages, that'll take skill to wind them up for long enough without getting deleted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Your character and the weird guyare so similar, but yet so unique... :lol: That guy really needs a sharper knife! I just cut myself because of that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 You know what really grinds my gears? This new idea that pretending to love Harry Potter is nerdish, and therefore cool as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsdaLoyal Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 You know what really grinds my gears? This new idea that pretending to love Harry Potter is nerdish, and therefore cool as f**k. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 A Rangers fan I have on Facebook, you know the kind - mid 30's, overweight, still lives with his parents, just posted - 'SPL 11/12 starts tomorrow. I know what I'm doing!' To which I replied - 'Not going to the game?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEED Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 A Rangers fan I have on Facebook, you know the kind - mid 30's, overweight, still lives with his parents, just posted - 'SPL 11/12 starts tomorrow. I know what I'm doing!' To which I replied - 'Not going to the game?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ict Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 A Rangers fan I have on Facebook, you know the kind - mid 30's, overweight, still lives with his parents, just posted - 'SPL 11/12 starts tomorrow. I know what I'm doing!' To which I replied - 'Not going to the game?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Girl on my facebook who likes nothing more than informing the world of the minutiae of her life just posted: "This is the most boring film I've ever watched" couldn't help but respond with "This is the most boring status update I've ever read". This is the same girl who has set up her own cat's facebook page and regularly posts shit like "I am looking forward to my human coming home soon as I'm getting hungry" swiftly followed up with her posting on her own fucking account "Don't worry buttercup I'll be home soon". If she wasn't one of my better mates IRL I'd delete her in a second 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 This is the same girl who has set up her own cat's facebook page and regularly posts shit like "I am looking forward to my human coming home soon as I'm getting hungry" swiftly followed up with her posting on her own fucking account "Don't worry buttercup I'll be home soon". If she wasn't one of my better mates IRL I'd delete her in a second That is tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 "Football Starts Tomorrow!! Thank God! " Someone responded with "Shortest season break isn't short enough !" This prompts the original poster to say "haha ano tell me bout it! can't wait till sun! Seriously considering the pub fr the game x" don't commit too much to your club there hen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 A lassie I used to work with is having what I assume to be a few days doing nothing but lying around watching Sex and the City. Her updates over the past couple of days: ""I know I screwed it up - but I will love you forever."" "I'm not the biggest fan of sushi, but even I'd eat it off of Samantha Jones..." ""That's impressive. Better work up a hand gesture to go with it."" ""Distant?! You're still in me." I love Samantha Jones." ""It's like pushing a cream-puff through a keyhole."" ""This is how it starts. Next thing you know we're only having sex three or four times a week!" #bwahahaha" ""Are you the last person in New York still taking out library books?"" ""As for me, I was looking for something Big."" ""Go get our girl."" ""And he tasted like black cherries."" ""I'm growing it out...Smith enjoys a full bush."" "I totals love Big. His and Carrie's relationship is by far my fav of the whole show; sadly even when he was being a shit." ""It was jack-rabbit sex...It's basically masturbating with a woman instead of your hand."" ""Shhh! Don't say that in front of my dress."" ""But we always do Friday. It's TGI f**k day."" ""Turns out there is no polite way to get out of phone sex."" ""Now you tell me; I ate a fucking cactus. Get back down there and make it up to me."" ""I'd like him to amuse my bouche." #smithjared" ""Big wasn't a crush, he was a crash."" "I actually LOVE Carrie Bradshaw's apartment." ""The world is made up of two types of women; the simple girls and the Katie girls. I'm a Katie girl." Word, Carrie. Word. #SATC" Jesus fucking Christ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Gaz, if that's not your girlfriend, sister or mother I suggest you get her deleted immediately. If it is one of the three, get them reprimanded and warned about future conduct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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