Monster Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 "We're all going on a European Tour", "No **** in Europe" etc etc. Everyone be sure and ready your copy and pasting for the amusement of all when UEFA confirm Sion's appeal is upheld and facebook explodes in a storm of illiterate conspiracy theories and paranoic hand-wringing. I may start the following group: "The Vicente Calderon Stadium: IRA Chant-Free, Season 2011-12" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenockraver Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 The ethnic stuff? What would that be? A new Five reality show hosted by Steve Wright that's just a little too close to the edge? Yes. The ethnic stuff that can land you in the local paper Salty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 "Let's see if we can get 911,911 likes to show respect for all victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks." Ohforfuck'ssake. Surely you just wait till they get them required number and then like it and really f**k up their tribute 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Yes. The ethnic stuff that can land you in the local paper Salty. Who are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Who are you? hahaha that's hilarious ya big racist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 This just appeared on my news feed, all the way from America RIP Patrick Swayze- can't believe that's 2 years! The Angels will all be dancing today x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 hahaha that's hilarious ya big racist I'd genuinely like to know what was funny about asking someone who he was... Away and talk to yourself on Motherwell Mad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Surely you just wait till they get them required number and then like it and really f**k up their tribute The group only had 10.000 members, so the whole fucking 'tribute' was a waste of time and news feed space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Who are you? He's greenockraver, who are you?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 NO ONE WILL GET THIS RIGHT!! My name. My age My primary school: my secondary school: My birthday: My shoe size: My dads name: My mums name: My middle name: My eye colour,and what hand i write with? Put this as ur status and see who knows most about you ♥ x And when you tell them the right answer, they'll be able to answer most of your security questions for logging on to websites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 NO ONE WILL GET THIS RIGHT!! My name. My age My primary school: my secondary school: My birthday: My shoe size: My dads name: My mums name: My middle name: My eye colour,and what hand i write with? Put this as ur status and see who knows most about you ♥ x And when you tell them the right answer, they'll be able to answer most of your security questions for logging on to websites. And which team you support. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 " I'D RATHER FIDDLE TAXES THAN THE KIDS! - eh awkward moment when rangers are lookin at goin bust and still have time eh make up riddiculous sectarian songs =)) honest tae god yous lot make me laugh !!!! " eh, whit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I'd genuinely like to know what was funny about asking someone who he was... Away and talk to yourself on Motherwell Mad! It was funny cos he knows about you and yer local paper racism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 The latest craze that`s appeared on mine, or at least that I`ve noticed, is every c**t and their brother making "friends" with so called stars. Mine is full of folk now so-called friends with Lauri Dalle Valle & Fran Sandaza, is that not what fucking Twitter is for? Oh and the c***s who feel they need to post similtaneously on their Twitter & Facebook accounts, f**k off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 OF 'fans' who will be watching the game on TV on Sunday. They'll post throughout the game and then their statuses after the game will be either gloating or raging statuses. Followed by the tamest football discussion imaginable. There are 4 possible statuses on Sunday after the game, these are; "4 in a row here we come watp!" "f**k neil lennon fucking ginger c**t hope hes killed hes a fucking rat who deserves to die" "Yasss cmon the hoops f**k the rangers scum!!!!!" "fuckin scum absolutely shockin craig thomson is a blind c**t. neil lennon legend ynwa!" I won't watch the game and I won't go on facebook on Sunday. Just to let you all know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 OF 'fans' who will be watching the game on TV on Sunday. They'll post throughout the game and then their statuses after the game will be either gloating or raging statuses. Followed by the tamest football discussion imaginable. There are 4 possible statuses on Sunday after the game, these are; "4 in a row here we come watp!" "f**k neil lennon fucking ginger c**t hope hes killed hes a fucking rat who deserves to die" "Yasss cmon the hoops f**k the rangers scum!!!!!" "fuckin scum absolutely shockin craig thomson is a blind c**t. neil lennon legend ynwa!" I won't watch the game and I won't go on facebook on Sunday. Just to let you all know. Very true. The daft bun i previously referred to added everyone he fell out with before, which means more LOL material. However he's spent the vast majority of today posting up videos of Rangers goals against Celtic, Rangers fans singing dodgy songs and calling Celtic scum. He was last at a Rangers game in 2008. Which all means if Celtic win, everyone will take the pish, he'll have another meltdown, and delete everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Very true. The daft bun i previously referred to added everyone he fell out with before, which means more LOL material. However he's spent the vast majority of today posting up videos of Rangers goals against Celtic, Rangers fans singing dodgy songs and calling Celtic scum. He was last at a Rangers game in 2008. Which all means if Celtic win, everyone will take the pish, he'll have another meltdown, and delete everyone. Be sure to post the link after Sunday My FB feed has already started with that shite, What does KTF (Celtic fan ended his status with this) stand for btw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 What's the etiquette when girls you don't know but have 1 mutual friend with poke you (on facebook)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 What's the etiquette when girls you don't know but have 1 mutual friend with poke you (on facebook)? Respond by posting on their wall with " Knickers aff, time for yer poke back" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 What's the etiquette when girls you don't know but have 1 mutual friend with poke you (on facebook)? As a young, presumably red-blooded male why do you even need to ask such a question?! If you fancy a bit get them added and see what the situation is. If you don't simply ignore them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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