turboshandy Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 A girl on mine has just posted about her gran's funeral. Really unsure why people do that. Someone on my Facebook posted: "♥ Just To Let Anyone Who Has Asked Know, Incase They Don't Already Know & Wishing To Pay Their Last Respects To My Wonderful Gran... Funeral of *Gran's name* on Monday 22nd of October at 10 50 Co-op Denbeath Parlour then after at Mcduff cemetery at 11 45 anyone wishing to attend ♥" three times a day for 10 fucking days from the woman's death on 12th October til the day of the actual fucking funeral. In fact, going by the timings of posts, she sent one either from the funeral, or minutes beforehand. Every single time it was posted, it got at least 20 'Likes'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Someone on my Facebook posted: "♥ Just To Let Anyone Who Has Asked Know, Incase They Don't Already Know & Wishing To Pay Their Last Respects To My Wonderful Gran... Funeral of *Gran's name* on Monday 22nd of October at 10 50 Co-op Denbeath Parlour then after at Mcduff cemetery at 11 45 anyone wishing to attend ♥" three times a day for 10 fucking days from the woman's death on 12th October til the day of the actual fucking funeral. In fact, going by the timings of posts, she sent one either from the funeral, or minutes beforehand. Every single time it was posted, it got at least 20 'Likes'. It was her, with the candlestick, in the conservatory (now called the spa). It's clear as day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Just saw my favourite one yet. "1 Million Likes And My Dad Quits Drugs, Please Help" Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Just saw my favourite one yet. "1 Million Likes And My Dad Quits Drugs, Please Help" Brilliant. Post on it saying "100 shares and he'll take an overdose". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 2012 is going to happen look wat hapeneed in newyork xxxx She then went on to describe how New York was "completely destroyed by the hurricane." Well, it must be true then; 2012 is happening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Apparently it's "text your ex day". Whiiiiit?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 She then went on to describe how New York was "completely destroyed by the hurricane." Well, it must be true then; 2012 is happening. Kind of galling when you realize that nutbags with cardboard signs had it right the whole time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Someone on my Facebook posted: "♥ Just To Let Anyone Who Has Asked Know, Incase They Don't Already Know & Wishing To Pay Their Last Respects To My Wonderful Gran... Funeral of *Gran's name* on Monday 22nd of October at 10 50 Co-op Denbeath Parlour then after at Mcduff cemetery at 11 45 anyone wishing to attend ♥" three times a day for 10 fucking days from the woman's death on 12th October til the day of the actual fucking funeral. In fact, going by the timings of posts, she sent one either from the funeral, or minutes beforehand. Every single time it was posted, it got at least 20 'Likes'. A funeral at the Co-Op? I know they're 'good with food', but funerals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 A funeral at the Co-Op? I know they're 'good with food', but funerals? I probably knew they did funerals before I knew they did food 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 "I think I'm gony delete my facebook account". No you're not. You're just posting that in the hope that your comments will be full of people pleading and begging you not to go. Posted at 18:23 last night. 0 comments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What sort of society needs to remind people to tolerate special needs children? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Being from Fife and in my early twenties, my facebook is cluttered with young mums who continually post statuses or photos regarding their kids. Actually, its three young mums, but the scale of their posting is so grand that it might well be about ten. Every fucking day they have a photo of their kids, maybe its just me, but I really do think its a bit over the top at which they post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What kind of maniac pushy parents have their kids training as mechanics at such a young age anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Or all the kids are greedy , surly fat fuckers who need a good kick to the neck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 "I think I'm gony delete my facebook account". No you're not. You're just posting that in the hope that your comments will be full of people pleading and begging you not to go. Posted at 18:23 last night. 0 comments. What is the count now? Like it, and say goodbye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 What is the count now? Like it, and say goodbye. You've no idea how much I'd love to do that but I get on with her boyfriend and don't want to rip into his bird in front of everyone. Comment count is now 17 but thats just a conversation with her sister saying how shit fb is and that she won't be on it again. She has posted four inane shite status updates times since this empty promise. 1) watching tele - at in my bed 2) how many twilights are they? 3) trick or treat 4) canny sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 You've no idea how much I'd love to do that but I get on with her boyfriend and don't want to rip into his bird in front of everyone. Comment count is now 17 but thats just a conversation with her sister saying how shit fb is and that she won't be on it again. She has posted four inane shite status updates times since this empty promise. 1) watching tele - at in my bed 2) how many twilights are they? 3) trick or treat 4) canny sleep Please say "it happens every day" to status 2, I beg you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Please say "it happens every day" to status 2, I beg you! Bollocks. I genuinely just went in to write that but she'd actually worded it 'how many twilight films are they'. It still doesn't detract from the fact that she could've googled it though instead of just blatant attention seeking. Silly cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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