TheScarf Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 It appears the pain in te arse single mums have no sense of irony That's a given. Regardless of the royal baby news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Saw this absolute belter of a share on my newsfeed: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 "Putin' [sic] up the Christmas tree..." etc. Postin' tedious fuckin' shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I deleted my facebook last week to avoid all this nonsense. However, I've decided to act as a sort of super-hero to the masses and I'm going to open up a new facebook page under some alias. I'm just going to add as many people as possible and then hit out with some of the one-line replies that we see here (above for example). Could clearly turn out shite - but if you want anyone on my friends list for me to abuse then PM it to me please. I won't be doing all out abuse. Just subtle stuff like "Ohhhh interesting" or shit like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I deleted my facebook last week to avoid all this nonsense. However, I've decided to act as a sort of super-hero to the masses and I'm going to open up a new facebook page under some alias. I'm just going to add as many people as possible and then hit out with some of the one-line replies that we see here (above for example). Could clearly turn out shite - but if you want anyone on my friends list for me to abuse then PM it to me please. I won't be doing all out abuse. Just subtle stuff like "Ohhhh interesting" or shit like that. Absolute fucking genius. Let us know when this cyberspace crusader is up and running and I'll pm you a few names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 (edited) I deleted my facebook last week to avoid all this nonsense. However, I've decided to act as a sort of super-hero to the masses and I'm going to open up a new facebook page under some alias. I'm just going to add as many people as possible and then hit out with some of the one-line replies that we see here (above for example). Could clearly turn out shite - but if you want anyone on my friends list for me to abuse then PM it to me please. I won't be doing all out abuse. Just subtle stuff like "Ohhhh interesting" or shit like that. Keep us updated on developments. This has potential. Edited December 5, 2012 by forzamorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 (edited) There's a page doing the rounds called 'Cumbernauld's Finest' or something similar. It's a photo of a guy shagging some bint. I know the, ahem, 'gent' in question. Edited December 5, 2012 by ScottR96 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 There's a page doing the rounds called 'Cumbernauld's Finest' or something similar. It's a photo of a guy shagging some bint. I know the, ahem, 'gent' in question. That page is hilarious. The outcry from the girls on it is brilliant. Albeit the guy who put it up is shitting it now, cause she's only 15 and the police are on to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 (edited) There's a page doing the rounds called 'Cumbernauld's Finest' or something similar. It's a photo of a guy shagging some bint. I know the, ahem, 'gent' in question. Is it the same photo that made it onto Twitter while the #EmbarrasYourBestFriend was trending? Edited December 5, 2012 by forzamorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 The outcry from the girls on it is brilliant. noticed that aswell. Maybe some of them are jealous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 There's a page doing the rounds called 'Cumbernauld's Finest' or something similar. It's a photo of a guy shagging some bint. I know the, ahem, 'gent' in question. K.Thacker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 The car drivers crew are now giving everyone a travel update informing people that it's icy and dangerous, criticising the council for not gritting the road quickly and then starting arguments with other car morons who like to "drift roond the corners when it's icy." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 I will start my Facebook cleansing this weekend- can someone pm me some randoms as a starting point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Single mother statuses about other people who shouldn't be allowed to have kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 The, erm, lady in question revealed herself on the page. Was a bit shit, was it really just that one photo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Fucking hell... A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?" The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way: "Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness. They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia. They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires. Mermaids do not exist. But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish? They would have no sex life and could not bear children. Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad. And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side? Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale. At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends. We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! " No, it's because you can't stay away from the biscuit tin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Fucking hell... No, it's because you can't stay away from the biscuit tin. Or as Jasper Carrott once said, it's because this hole here *points to gob* is bigger than this hole here *points to arse*. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Saw this absolute belter of a share on my newsfeed: Refreshed with beverages, I just posted this. I await the onslaught 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizou-5 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 (edited) Single mother brigade, have been putting up pictures of their weans with Santa. With captions like " * Insert childs name* Had a big day today, She/he met Santa!!!!! " Then all the other maws put in there generic replys " OMG, SOOO CUTE XXXX!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!! " All my energy is going into not writing " Saville in disguise" under every picture Edited December 8, 2012 by Zizou-5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Someone posted a picture of what i assume is old Sevco players with the caption "the legends throughout the years since 1872 - till now!" What i want to know is, where are the fucking coffins 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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