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I deleted my facebook last week to avoid all this nonsense.

However, I've decided to act as a sort of super-hero to the masses and I'm going to open up a new facebook page under some alias. I'm just going to add as many people as possible and then hit out with some of the one-line replies that we see here (above for example).

Could clearly turn out shite - but if you want anyone on my friends list for me to abuse then PM it to me please.

I won't be doing all out abuse. Just subtle stuff like "Ohhhh interesting" or shit like that.

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I deleted my facebook last week to avoid all this nonsense.

However, I've decided to act as a sort of super-hero to the masses and I'm going to open up a new facebook page under some alias. I'm just going to add as many people as possible and then hit out with some of the one-line replies that we see here (above for example).

Could clearly turn out shite - but if you want anyone on my friends list for me to abuse then PM it to me please.

I won't be doing all out abuse. Just subtle stuff like "Ohhhh interesting" or shit like that.

Absolute fucking genius. Let us know when this cyberspace crusader is up and running and I'll pm you a few names.

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I deleted my facebook last week to avoid all this nonsense.

However, I've decided to act as a sort of super-hero to the masses and I'm going to open up a new facebook page under some alias. I'm just going to add as many people as possible and then hit out with some of the one-line replies that we see here (above for example).

Could clearly turn out shite - but if you want anyone on my friends list for me to abuse then PM it to me please.

I won't be doing all out abuse. Just subtle stuff like "Ohhhh interesting" or shit like that.

Keep us updated on developments. This has potential.

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There's a page doing the rounds called 'Cumbernauld's Finest' or something similar. It's a photo of a guy shagging some bint. I know the, ahem, 'gent' in question.

That page is hilarious. The outcry from the girls on it is brilliant. Albeit the guy who put it up is shitting it now, cause she's only 15 and the police are on to it. :lol:

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There's a page doing the rounds called 'Cumbernauld's Finest' or something similar. It's a photo of a guy shagging some bint. I know the, ahem, 'gent' in question.

Is it the same photo that made it onto Twitter while the #EmbarrasYourBestFriend was trending?

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There's a page doing the rounds called 'Cumbernauld's Finest' or something similar. It's a photo of a guy shagging some bint. I know the, ahem, 'gent' in question.

K.Thacker.

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The car drivers crew are now giving everyone a travel update informing people that it's icy and dangerous, criticising the council for not gritting the road quickly and then starting arguments with other car morons who like to "drift roond the corners when it's icy."

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Fucking hell...

A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a w

hale?"

The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.

They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.

They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

Mermaids do not exist.

But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?

They would have no sex life and could not bear children.

Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.

And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.

At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.

We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.

Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

No, it's because you can't stay away from the biscuit tin.

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Single mother brigade, have been putting up pictures of their weans with Santa. With captions like " * Insert childs name* Had a big day today, She/he met Santa!!!!! "

Then all the other maws put in there generic replys " OMG, SOOO CUTE XXXX!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!! "

All my energy is going into not writing " Saville in disguise" under every picture

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