Pure Mental Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 There was a party last night at Speddoch, a hall in the middle of nowhere, involving 6th years this is the result Someone should've mentioned that Poppers are best kept away from the coal fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 What sort of w****r needs his wife's permission to do something?! What a p***k. He just have told her how important is to him and that he's going. If she had any problem with it, get her to f**k. granny danger will be along in a min to disagree with this no doubt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 The hall has managed to make the news (Well Border News) http://www.itv.com/news/border/story/2013-02-25/community-hall-in-dunscore-destroyed-by-fire/ I used to go to parties in there when I was in 5th and 6th year at school, middle of nowhere, so nobody was really nearby and we had some massive sound systems there. Then copy cats in the year below have one party and they burn the place down. Things were better in my day etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 In other words "Look at me, look at me!" Options Jordan WattersonStrathclyde Police Hi, I'm writing to ask your views on a meeting I had with two of your finest officers. On Friday night I was driving home and going through Salsburgh, at the mini roundabout I braked and went around and straight on. I saw two of your officers at the side road and they then came out blue lights and sirens flashing, I stopped to let them past to attend the crime scene. It turns out I was the crime scene. I was approached by one robust officer who I'd have major doubts on his ability to complete the fitness test required to join the police so immediately I'm thinking he might not be able to do his job properly but I give him the benefit of the doubt and joined him in the van for "a chat".It was in the van I first met his arrogant colleague as he placed a half eaten Rollo cookie back in the bag and immediately asked me what speed I was doing. I said 29mph roughly. He said try again. I opted for 28mph. He then said he estimated my speed to be in excess of 50mph. I said I estimated it to be 28.5mph. I then asked him to produce the speed gun to find out who was closest and he said they didn't have one. There was an awkward silence. He then said he was giving me a ticket as my wheels had touched the mini roundabout. I pointed out his vans wheels were on the kerb after his high speed pursuit, this seemed irrelevant. He then went into a black folder and brought out a number of different coloured fixed penalty ticket books. This went on for a while. A long while. I asked if he had lost something, he replied no. He then muttered to the plump colleague he didn't have the book. I found this incompetence strange, should an officer on duty not pack the correct fixed penalty tickets before Rollo cookies? He didn't seem impressed by this opinion. He then told me he had decided to let me off with a warning, lucky seeing as he had forgot his ticket book. He then told me he was going to breathalyse me. His plump colleague said he didn't think I'd been drinking, though he said I was getting one. Thankfully he was talking about the breath test. I then proceeded to blow into the breathalyser 3 times until they then admitted it was a faulty breathalyser. So to reiterate, you've two officers with no speed gun, no fixed penalty ticket books, no working breathalyser patrolling our roads. My question as a tax payer is, IS A ROLLO COOKIE ALL YOUR OFFICERS NEED WHILST ON DUTY? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Isn't it spelled like Rolo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 (edited) Isn't it spelled like Rolo? yeah, don't let that get in the way of his 'plight'. Oh and the guy turns out to be an even bigger walopper Strathclyde Police Jordan - can you please email socialmedia@strathclyde.pnn.police.uk explaining what time on Friday this happened and we'll look into it for you. Thanks. 4 hours ago · Like · 102 Jordan Watterson Rather than email it i feel it would be more beneficial to give the information on here so the public can read whether Rollo cookies really are more important than fixed penalty books. The time was 6.15pm on Friday 22nd February. The officers were one plump officer with dark hair and one arrogant one who was bald and covered in Rollo cookie crumbs. They were driving a large police van, last seen with its front wheel up on the kerb after they managed to accost me.I look forward to your reply on the Rollo cookies V fixed penalty book debate Edited February 26, 2013 by Sloop John B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Isn't it spelled like Rolo? I just posted on it and pointed this out. Probably away to be shot down tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 This popped up on my timeline, Is it me, I really don't see what the problem or danger is with a talking app? Kim Taylor WARNING TO ALL PARENTS THAT HAVE CHILDREN WITH ELECTRONIC DEVICES .eg. IPODS TABLETS ECT.... THERE IS A APP CALLED 'TALKING ANGELA' THIS APP ASKS CHILDREN QUESTIONS LIKE THERE NAME AND WHERE THEY GO TO SCHOOL. AND ALSO TAKES PICTURES OF THEIR FACES BY PUSHING A HEART AT THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER WITHOUT ANY NOTICES.. PLEASE CHECK ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S DEVICES TO MAKE SURE THEY DO NOT HAVE THIS APP!!! PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS THAT HAVE CHILDREN!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I must also point out, her facebook isn't private, so anyone can go on and see pictures of her kids she has put up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I must also point out, her facebook isn't private, so anyone can go on and see pictures of her kids she has put up. Beast thread for this sort of chat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 This popped up on my timeline, Is it me, I really don't see what the problem or danger is with a talking app? Kim Taylor WARNING TO ALL PARENTS THAT HAVE CHILDREN WITH ELECTRONIC DEVICES .eg. IPODS TABLETS ECT.... THERE IS A APP CALLED 'TALKING ANGELA' THIS APP ASKS CHILDREN QUESTIONS LIKE THERE NAME AND WHERE THEY GO TO SCHOOL. AND ALSO TAKES PICTURES OF THEIR FACES BY PUSHING A HEART AT THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER WITHOUT ANY NOTICES.. PLEASE CHECK ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S DEVICES TO MAKE SURE THEY DO NOT HAVE THIS APP!!! PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS THAT HAVE CHILDREN!! Posted by one of my "friends".... the same "friend" who posts any and all hysterical "won't somebody think of the children" type scares. I helpfully posted this: http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/angela.asp Did I get any thanks? Did I funk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Posted by one of my "friends".... the same "friend" who posts any and all hysterical "won't somebody think of the children" type scares. I helpfully posted this: http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/angela.asp Did I get any thanks? Did I funk. Nice one, think i'll post the link while pointing out anyone cause see her pictures. See what reaction i get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Make sure to post the responses... I can foresee a rant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Anyone had the "Carmen Winstead" spiel appear on their timeline yet? When it appeared on mine yesterday, I replied, "sounds legit". A friend of the person who posted it then wrote: "Its discussting how this girl was treated bulling is getting worse in schools and this sounds legit so why the hell would no one believe her the worlds getting worse xx" Now, I don't know the woman who replied, but a quick look on her profile shows she's married with two kids! Dear God. Some people shouldn't be entrusted with the Internet or children. Tell me it's not this farce: They pushed her down a sewer About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise, David was gone, that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off. If you don't repost this saying "She was pushed" or "They pushed her down a sewer" Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 SHIT SHIT SHIT. "She was pushed".... "They pushed her down a sewer". Can't be too careful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 (edited) If she didn't submerge then that would surely be a good thing? edit: "She was pushed".... "They pushed her down a sewer". Edited February 27, 2013 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Muck and poop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Here, that is legit, she was totally pushed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!1!!!1!1!1!!!1!111! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 RIP Carmen x x x GBNF She wiz pushed.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 I keep reading that as server. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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