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What sort of w****r needs his wife's permission to do something?! What a p***k. He just have told her how important is to him and that he's going. If she had any problem with it, get her to f**k.

granny danger will be along in a min to disagree with this no doubt

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The hall has managed to make the news (Well Border News)

http://www.itv.com/news/border/story/2013-02-25/community-hall-in-dunscore-destroyed-by-fire/

I used to go to parties in there when I was in 5th and 6th year at school, middle of nowhere, so nobody was really nearby and we had some massive sound systems there. Then copy cats in the year below have one party and they burn the place down. Things were better in my day etc.

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In other words "Look at me, look at me!"

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    Hi, I'm writing to ask your views on a meeting I had with two of your finest officers.

    On Friday night I was driving home and going through Salsburgh, at the mini roundabout I braked and went around and straight on. I saw two of your officers at the side road and they then came out blue lights and sirens flashing, I stopped to let them past to attend the crime scene. It turns out I was the crime scene.

    I was approached by one robust officer who I'd have major doubts on his ability to complete the fitness test required to join the police so immediately I'm thinking he might not be able to do his job properly but I give him the benefit of the doubt and joined him in the van for "a chat".

    It was in the van I first met his arrogant colleague as he placed a half eaten Rollo cookie back in the bag and immediately asked me what speed I was doing. I said 29mph roughly. He said try again. I opted for 28mph. He then said he estimated my speed to be in excess of 50mph. I said I estimated it to be 28.5mph. I then asked him to produce the speed gun to find out who was closest and he said they didn't have one. There was an awkward silence.

    He then said he was giving me a ticket as my wheels had touched the mini roundabout. I pointed out his vans wheels were on the kerb after his high speed pursuit, this seemed irrelevant. He then went into a black folder and brought out a number of different coloured fixed penalty ticket books. This went on for a while. A long while. I asked if he had lost something, he replied no. He then muttered to the plump colleague he didn't have the book. I found this incompetence strange, should an officer on duty not pack the correct fixed penalty tickets before Rollo cookies? He didn't seem impressed by this opinion.

    He then told me he had decided to let me off with a warning, lucky seeing as he had forgot his ticket book.

    He then told me he was going to breathalyse me. His plump colleague said he didn't think I'd been drinking, though he said I was getting one. Thankfully he was talking about the breath test.

    I then proceeded to blow into the breathalyser 3 times until they then admitted it was a faulty breathalyser.

    So to reiterate, you've two officers with no speed gun, no fixed penalty ticket books, no working breathalyser patrolling our roads.

    My question as a tax payer is, IS A ROLLO COOKIE ALL YOUR OFFICERS NEED WHILST ON DUTY?
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Isn't it spelled like Rolo?

yeah, don't let that get in the way of his 'plight'.

Oh and the guy turns out to be an even bigger walopper

  • Strathclyde Police Jordan - can you please email socialmedia@strathclyde.pnn.police.uk explaining what time on Friday this happened and we'll look into it for you. Thanks.
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    Jordan Watterson Rather than email it i feel it would be more beneficial to give the information on here so the public can read whether Rollo cookies really are more important than fixed penalty books. The time was 6.15pm on Friday 22nd February. The officers were one plump officer with dark hair and one arrogant one who was bald and covered in Rollo cookie crumbs. They were driving a large police van, last seen with its front wheel up on the kerb after they managed to accost me.

    I look forward to your reply on the Rollo cookies V fixed penalty book debate

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This popped up on my timeline, Is it me, I really don't see what the problem or danger is with a talking app?

WARNING TO ALL PARENTS THAT HAVE CHILDREN WITH ELECTRONIC DEVICES .eg. IPODS TABLETS ECT.... THERE IS A APP CALLED 'TALKING ANGELA' THIS APP ASKS CHILDREN QUESTIONS LIKE THERE NAME AND WHERE THEY GO TO SCHOOL. AND ALSO TAKES PICTURES OF THEIR FACES BY PUSHING A HEART AT THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER WITHOUT ANY NOTICES.. PLEASE CHECK ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S DEVICES TO MAKE SURE THEY DO NOT HAVE THIS APP!!! PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS THAT HAVE CHILDREN!!
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This popped up on my timeline, Is it me, I really don't see what the problem or danger is with a talking app?

WARNING TO ALL PARENTS THAT HAVE CHILDREN WITH ELECTRONIC DEVICES .eg. IPODS TABLETS ECT.... THERE IS A APP CALLED 'TALKING ANGELA' THIS APP ASKS CHILDREN QUESTIONS LIKE THERE NAME AND WHERE THEY GO TO SCHOOL. AND ALSO TAKES PICTURES OF THEIR FACES BY PUSHING A HEART AT THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER WITHOUT ANY NOTICES.. PLEASE CHECK ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S DEVICES TO MAKE SURE THEY DO NOT HAVE THIS APP!!! PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS THAT HAVE CHILDREN!!

Posted by one of my "friends".... the same "friend" who posts any and all hysterical "won't somebody think of the children" type scares. I helpfully posted this: http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/angela.asp

Did I get any thanks? Did I funk.

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Posted by one of my "friends".... the same "friend" who posts any and all hysterical "won't somebody think of the children" type scares. I helpfully posted this: http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/angela.asp

Did I get any thanks? Did I funk.

Nice one, think i'll post the link while pointing out anyone cause see her pictures.

See what reaction i get.

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Anyone had the "Carmen Winstead" spiel appear on their timeline yet? When it appeared on mine yesterday, I replied, "sounds legit". A friend of the person who posted it then wrote:

"Its discussting how this girl was treated bulling is getting worse in

schools and this sounds legit so why the hell would no one believe her

the worlds getting worse xx"

Now, I don't know the woman who replied, but a quick look on her profile shows she's married with two kids!

Dear God. Some people shouldn't be entrusted with the Internet or children. Tell me it's not this farce:

They pushed her down a sewer

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise, David was gone, that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "She was pushed" or "They pushed her down a sewer" Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

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