Lisa Cuddy Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 ^^^ in response to Reynard, imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 I think my most hated thing on facebook would have to be when girls put up pictures of their newly painted nails. It warrants an automatic deletion. Totally agree. I'd instantly assume that my wife was hooring herself out if she walked out the house with some of the garish 'designs' that I see posted on Facebook. The vast majority of them are trashy looking as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted March 5, 2013 Author Share Posted March 5, 2013 This has been coming up on my newsfeed since last year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER: ... An Irate Citizen I'm absolutely fed up with people from Irate flooding into this country and demanding passports. Bill Cosby wouldn't stand for it, yet Lenny Henry is saying f**k all about this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 *Insert name* is at My Super Comfy Bed Nite Guys Xxxxx. Yep, that's a deletion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1362432794.245954.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour." SON: "Oh! (With his head down). SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?" The father was furious. DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. DAD: "Are you asleep, son?" SON: "No daddy, I'm awake". DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for." The little boy sat straight up, smiling. SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!" Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father. DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?" SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do. "Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you." The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family. Some things are more important. >>>> Please Click A "LIKE" button and Share It. Is a wake up call to all fathers out there If I had a son and he pulled some bent shit like that then so help me, I would beat him to within an inch of his life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KnightswoodBear Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Has anyone seen the "1,000,000 likes and Charlie Sheen takes a paternity test" one? I commented that finding out his mother was a tart must have been fun for the guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 1)Emo pish-"noone likes me"they dont f*cking like you for a reason you c*nt 2)Girls pretending to like football to show off for guys 3)Mirror pics 4)Like for a mail-no kill yourself 5)Im absolutley smashed after the party lol x x x-your f*cking 12 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 See if I get wan fuckin mare the day fae some attention seekin shit wishin happy mothers day to thir maw thats deed, I'm gonnae jump in the canal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 (edited) See if I get wan fuckin mare the day fae some attention seekin shit wishin happy mothers day to thir maw thats deed, I'm gonnae jump in the canal. Mother's Day. Always difficult. If you can, give your mum a hug today. For those of us who can't hug ours. thats doing the rounds on twitter Edited March 10, 2013 by doulikefish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city_gord Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 First three statuses on my news feed this morning... Happy mothers day to my mummy..love you!! Xxx Happy Mothers day to all you lovely Mums, hope you get spoilt, wish my Mum was still here to spoil.xx Wishing my wonderful mum a happy Mother's Day! While most people will be enjoying family time and a day off, she will be busy helping people get better. Love you mum xxxxxx I suspect this will carry on all day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Today's one I seen was: "Hello mummy, I've taken daddys phone and would like to wish you happy Mother's Day, you are the best mum ever" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Another one. Mothers that have wains like pre-school age and buy themselves chocolates etc and then post a photo of it saying Thanks (insert brat) xxx as if somebody was stupid enough to buy them a present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al B Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Today's one I seen was: "Hello mummy, I've taken daddys phone and would like to wish you happy Mother's Day, you are the best mum ever going by his videos im assuming that's not how I was conceived" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Impressed that facebook's servers can cope with snow on Mother's Day tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Some tarts on my Facebook have started asking if the clocks go forward a hour tonight. Instant deletion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
true_rover Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Some tarts on my Facebook have started asking if the clocks go forward a hour tonight. Instant deletion. Surely more fun to say yes, having them turn up where they need to be tomorrow an hour early? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Saw this from a good friend on Facebook and it surprised me, at it sounds like something an utter cretin would say, like a thunderingly stupid tosser, and he's (mostly!) not that; Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere-. "If some c**t can f**k something up, that c**t will pick the worst possible time to fucking f**k up because that c**t's a c**t." -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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