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'Rodgers is looking up to the way Tommy burns' I think I've read that right...    

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One of my Facebook friends posted up her recently decorated room.

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Way off topic, because I actually laughed at this facebook page. Introducing:

KILMARNOCK MUNTER HUNTER'S PAGE....

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kilmarnock-munter-hunter/207384119404629?fref=ts

According to my mate's Facebook page, half of Kilmarnock are after the guy who started that. He's going to need to watch his back.

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I don't know if its hilarious or sad.....let P&B be the judge...

" watchin a wee film about the jews pure shame reminds me of blairgowrie the noo wae the polis, socialwork an council!!"

aye....because that's comparable to the f*cking Holocaust!....deary, deary me.

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Honest_Man#1

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Most likely already said but folk who are blatantly attention seeking twats.

For example a guy posted "worst news of my life" there and when all the other cretins started posting "aww man, here fur you m8!!!" type shitey posts he replied with "don't want the talk about it".

DON'T FUCKING POST IT ON FACEBOOK IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IT PRIVATE!

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SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.

DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money
to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself
straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so
selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's
questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he
really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the
little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".

DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's
been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you
asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his
father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.


"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come
home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
The
father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged
for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working
so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without
having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close
to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with
someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working
for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and
friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.
And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our
family.

Some things are more important.

>>>> Please Click A "LIKE" button and Share It. Is a wake up call to all fathers out there

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Aufc

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SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"

DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"

SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"

DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"

SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."

SON: "Oh! (With his head down).

SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"

The father was furious.

DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money

to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself

straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so

selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's

questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he

really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the

little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".

DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's

been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you

asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.

SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his

father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.

"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come

home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."

The

father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged

for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working

so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without

having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close

to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with

someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working

for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and

friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our

family.

Some things are more important.

>>>> Please Click A "LIKE" button and Share It. Is a wake up call to all fathers out there

That is probably the worst thing I have ever seen.

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DA Baracus

DA Baracus

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That's actually made me a bit angry. What the f**k?!

I probably won't be perfect, I just won't kill anyone. Good enough for me.

This. I won't commit an atrocious murder in cold blood then make up all sorts of bullshit to get out of it.

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