Mushroom Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 One of my mates always shares this shite, every time I tell him to stop liking this made up scaremongering shite. He is a grown man for Chrisr sake. It's always the most ridiculous thing as well like this pepper drug one, simply no way this happens in reality. If I think they can take the pwnage I usually link them to snopes. If I think they're too unstable and might be a suicide risk I just unsubscribe. This applies to most people posting such shite sadly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrestersKTID Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 All of these memes saying if you remember this your childhood was awesome. First couple were funny but now just cluttering up my timeline and getting annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) A guy on my Facebook posted two fucking belters in the last 24 hours. First one was of his pregnant bird on a hospital bed, belly out and upturned smile, hooked up to the machines, with the hashtag #sadface The next day and girl is born & he posts a cute black & white picture of her in robes with only her eyes on display. Comments such as she`s just like her sister, same eyes!!! Oh and they called her Arya, Game of fucking Thrones! Rangers fan, stupidity wins out. Edit: another guy is on some insanity training regime and regularly posts up his progress via some sort of tick chart diagram. He has also taken to posting selfies as he loses more and more weight. Edited June 20, 2013 by Desert Nomad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) Craig Muir Tahiti your getting well in truly bet 10 -0 to spain Like · · Share · about an hour ago · Analysis as deep as the Mariana Trench. Edited June 20, 2013 by bullywee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 #decebants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orainn Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Craig Muir Tahiti your getting well in truly bet 10 -0 to spain Like · · Share · about an hour ago · Analysis as deep as the Mariana Trench. He looks like Shay Given with crippling Down Syndrome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 When girls put "feel so ugly" when they know there stunning but just want compliments!! My missus does this in the house. Due to the fact she's not stunning I usually just respond with "aye". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footballfan25 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 spam uk advertising but I subscribed to it, thats the only thing that irritates me about facebook. I dont read the rest of the pish, only spam uk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Junkie Watch Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 This is stretching it a bit as a Facebook annoyance, but there's a girl from work on mine who has just gotten engaged and had her wean (or 'wein' as her partner insists upon spelling it) christened and the vast majority of males at these magical events seem to wear incredibly tacky-looking shiny suits. It is all I can do not to comment 'WHAT THE f**k IS WITH THE SHINY SUITS YOU GYPSY WEDDING LOOKING WEIRDOS' to complete strangers. Also, I am the next Gok Wan or Trinny or Susannah, so f**k knows why Channel 4 haven't signed me up yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Junkie Watch Dundee That and it's sister page "Get Junkies Out of Dundee City Centre" are both clusterfucks of the worst kind. I do find it amusing that after a bit of criticism the page owner seems to have had several breakdowns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Someone on my Facebook posted yesterday about the 'home made Nandos' he was having for tea. That's called eating chicken, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Bet he doesn't lift either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Someone on my Facebook posted yesterday about the 'home made Nandos' he was having for tea. That's called eating chicken, mate. I nearly burnt my fucking tongue off earlier this week when I slightly overdid it with Nando's hot peri-peri sauce on my rice. Running cold water over your tongue under the tap only works 'til you put your tongue back in your mouth btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 A bird on mine is doing the subcrawl and has checked in at every pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1371713523.592945.jpg So....aye. Last status of Garrys I remember reading was of him spewing in his car. Is that them all in Majorca or wherever they went? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Last status of Garrys I remember reading was of him spewing in his car. Is that them all in Majorca or wherever they went? All in maga. At least 2 have been tattooed & 4 came home early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 A bird on mine is doing the subcrawl and has checked in at every pub. she is obviously not doing it right, you shouldn't be sober enough to check in on facebook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 My mum is at some 80's concert at the Falkirk Stadium today. Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 (edited) she is obviously not doing it right, you shouldn't be sober enough to check in on facebook Indeed, I couldn't even operate my phone north of the river.On another note. Bucket lists. Anybody who has one has deep psychological problems. Anyhow I digress, there's this guy who's entire list seems to be in Las Vegas. Every couple of hours, that's another one done with a shitey check in somewhere I've never heard of. Edited June 22, 2013 by Desert Nomad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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