Annoying things people write on Facebook

[The OP]

There's a tedious woman on mine who gets kept on for the inevitable and entertaining car crash status updates, however I have decided to block her posts from 'HIPS AND CURVES NOT SKIN AND BONE!' (should be renamed 'Fat people pretending they are normal') and 'f**k Relationships, I'm Single' (should be renamed 'Desperate but impossible to love').

[Szamo's_Ammo]

There's a guy on my facebook who appears to have some sort of long distance driving job.  Every time...EVERY time...he goes anywhere, he announces this via a status update.

 

I have no idea what kind of reaction he's expecting.

My one like that checks into service stations.

[Desert Nomad]

My one like that checks into service stations.

I've got a pal who tours all over Scotland and northern England servicing x-ray machines in hospitals, etc. He checks in at every premier inn along the way, telling us what he's having for dinner. I'll be having a word.

[Mark Connolly]

I've got a pal who tours all over Scotland and northern England servicing x-ray machines in hospitals, etc. He checks in at every premier inn along the way, telling us what he's having for dinner. I'll be having a word.

That word should be either "block" or "delete".

[AMMjag]

"Homemade nandos lol it's a money saver & just as good ))) "

[Stevie Aitken's Love Child]

Homemade Nandos? So, that will be chicken then.

[Tamdunk]

More likely a table of pints, with some status about holiday breakfasts etc.

I always upload the photo of the 4am airport pint. Can't help myself.

[sonofjenova]

"Homemade nandos lol it's a money saver & just as good ))) "

I'm "lol"ing too, that looks pitiful.

[Raidernation]

The thing at the top of the plate looks like the Horta from the original Star Trek

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[ScottR96]

I've decided, after much consideration, that I'm going to use this thread as a platform to share my flatmate's Facebook updates. The lad is harmless, but by f**k, he is the most utterly mindnumbingly boring person I've ever met and it really shows in his Facebook status'. I took the liberty of posting a screenshot of one on Twitter yesterday and it garnered an impressive 4 RT's and 13 favourites, so I feel there is a demand for this sort of thing. There are a few parodies kicking about like 'Boring James Milner' but this is different because it's actually real and he actually is that dull. Here's a few of his previous highlights:

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Who is liking that shit?

[Swarley]

Who is liking that shit?

He's mum, his Granny, ScottR96...

[Smurph]

It's like having Isaiah Osbourne/Eoin Doyle on Facebook.

[Bobby Skidmarks]

It's like having Isaiah Osbourne/Eoin Doyle on Facebook.

Not enough shitey 13 year old girl smilies.

[Seymour Skinner]

I've decided, after much consideration, that I'm going to use this thread as a platform to share my flatmate's Facebook updates. The lad is harmless, but by f**k, he is the most utterly mindnumbingly boring person I've ever met and it really shows in his Facebook status'. I took the liberty of posting a screenshot of one on Twitter yesterday and it garnered an impressive 4 RT's and 13 favourites, so I feel there is a demand for this sort of thing. There are a few parodies kicking about like 'Boring James Milner' but this is different because it's actually real and he actually is that dull. Here's a few of his previous highlights:

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Just wait, he will post something along the lines of "I had spaghetti and it was nice I enjoyed it."

[ScottR96]

The main likers are his mum, an old woman called Mary, and his aunt & uncle (who have a joint account).

[KeeperDee]

The main likers are his mum, an old woman called Mary, and his aunt & uncle (who have a joint account).

To be honest do those sort of status' really annoy you? They seem quite plain.

[parsforlife]

I've decided, after much consideration, that I'm going to use this thread as a platform to share my flatmate's Facebook updates. The lad is harmless, but by f**k, he is the most utterly mindnumbingly boring person I've ever met and it really shows in his Facebook status'. I took the liberty of posting a screenshot of one on Twitter yesterday and it garnered an impressive 4 RT's and 13 favourites, so I feel there is a demand for this sort of thing. There are a few parodies kicking about like 'Boring James Milner' but this is different because it's actually real and he actually is that dull. Here's a few of his previous highlights:

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You need to get on his cool list and see the statuses he is currently hiding from you.

Last night was amazing, still awake I had sooo much coke, think the hooker had too much tho, anyone know how to get rid of a body? lol.

[Mr. Brightside]

To be honest do those sort of status' really annoy you? They seem quite plain.

I'm not surprised you're defending the second most boring person in the world.

[KeeperDee]

I'm not surprised you're defending the second most boring person in the world.

There is far more boring status' floating about on Facebook. The status box has "What's on your mind?" in it, and he's pretty much answering that question succinctly.