ScottR96 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 To be honest do those sort of status' really annoy you? They seem quite plain. They don't annoy me in the slightest, I love them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 They don't annoy me in the slightest, I love them. I'm sure he's a nice guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Sounds like a welt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 (edited) There is far more boring status' floating about on Facebook. The status box has "What's on your mind?" in it, and he's pretty much answering that question succinctly. He says he uses it as a diary so that he can look back on his status' and remember all the (mundane) stuff he's done (such as going for a jog on a peaceful country road). Makes me wonder why he doesn't just get a diary tbh. Edited December 20, 2013 by Chupacabra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 He says he uses it as a diary so that he can look back on his status' and remember all the (mundane) stuff he's done (such as going for a jog on a peaceful country road). Makes me wonder why he doesn't just get a diary tbh. Each to their own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 The status box has "What's on your mind?" in it, and he's pretty much answering that question succinctly. Would you give him higher than a 2F for his work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Sounds like a VL Fixed that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I liked the bit about running with horses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Kestrels gliding in the wind, how wonderful! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 ''ATTENTION I AM A THIEF I AM ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST AND I AM COMING TO TAKE ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT IS , I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN SHOPPING FOR WEEKS AND ARE NOW FINISHED I ALSO KNOW YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE OUT FOR THE DAY .. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOUR STATUS UPDATES AND YOU HAVE TOLD ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW.. THANKS FOR MAKING IT SO EASY FOR ME !! MERRY CHRISTMAS! ** DONT MAKE IT EASY FOR THE SCUM BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WRITE ON YOUR STATUS BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHO IS WATCHING** obviously I AM NOT A THIEF this is theoretical but could easily become reality ** something to think about ,,,,,PLEASE SHARE'' A status by a Rangers fan who tried to share his tragic anti-Celtic page on Motherwell's Facebook. 64 shares this managed. SIXTY FUCKIN FOUR. Theoretical aye? This is going up there with the great theories in human history IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I don't agree with theft but it would be a bit of a laugh if the person who put that up got burgled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 (edited) Wrong thread... Ignore me. Edited December 21, 2013 by Bully Wee Villa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 He says he uses it as a diary so that he can look back on his status' and remember all the (mundane) stuff he's done (such as going for a jog on a peaceful country road). Makes me wonder why he doesn't just get a diary tbh. Wait a minute... are Chupacabra and ScottR the same person? I'm discounting the possibility that they both know the same guy as it's highly unlikely that anybody on the internet has any form of social interaction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Theoretical aye? This is going up there with the great theories in human history IMO. I regularly get told that "Big Brother" has infiltrated society and through the use of smart phones can pin point exactly where we are at any time. And that they've put special hidden cameras that are always recording and "Big Brother" can look at this camera at any point and see what we're up to. I find this hilarious as all they'd ever see on my phone was a pocket, the roof, or me drunkenly pressing the screen instead of the buttons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I regularly get told that "Big Brother" has infiltrated society and through the use of smart phones can pin point exactly where we are at any time. And that they've put special hidden cameras that are always recording and "Big Brother" can look at this camera at any point and see what we're up to. I find this hilarious as all they'd ever see on my phone was a pocket, the roof, or me drunkenly pressing the screen instead of the buttons This is true, RandomGuy. We are at the mercy of this man below. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Wait a minute... are Chupacabra and ScottR the same person? I'm discounting the possibility that they both know the same guy as it's highly unlikely that anybody on the internet has any form of social interaction.Chupacabra is my other, slightly less boring flatmate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 (edited) Wait a minute... are Chupacabra and ScottR the same person? I'm discounting the possibility that they both know the same guy as it's highly unlikely that anybody on the internet has any form of social interaction. ScottR96 is just an utter p***k, whom I unfortunately have to share a flat with. Noone in the flat actually likes him though. We just tolerate him to avoid any drama. Chupacabra is my other, slightly less boring flatmate. Oh hey. Didn't see you there. Edited December 22, 2013 by Chupacabra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 ''ATTENTION I AM A THIEF I AM ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST AND I AM COMING TO TAKE ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT IS , I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN SHOPPING FOR WEEKS AND ARE NOW FINISHED I ALSO KNOW YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE OUT FOR THE DAY .. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOUR STATUS UPDATES AND YOU HAVE TOLD ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW.. THANKS FOR MAKING IT SO EASY FOR ME !! MERRY CHRISTMAS! ** DONT MAKE IT EASY FOR THE SCUM BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WRITE ON YOUR STATUS BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHO IS WATCHING** obviously I AM NOT A THIEF this is theoretical but could easily become reality ** something to think about ,,,,,PLEASE SHARE'' A status by a Rangers fan who tried to share his tragic anti-Celtic page on Motherwell's Facebook. 64 shares this managed. SIXTY FUCKIN FOUR. Theoretical aye? This is going up there with the great theories in human history IMO. What he's basically saying there is "YOUR FRIENDS ARE SCUM AND WILL ROB YOU AT ANY OPPORTUNITY. MERRY CHRISTMAS" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Fucking hell if I see one more Christmas tree with presents under it... Wow. We get it, you have hunnerz of presents. Stop boasting. Another 25th December must do is play proposal bingo on Facebook. I already have one who couldn't wait until tomorrow. Going for seven! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 <Facebook Zoomer> feeling confused How come 1 minute plus 1 minute equals 2 minutes but 60 seconds plus 60 seconds only equals 120 seconds? Microwaves are so confusing!! Can you let us know who this c**t is so we can abuse them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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