Edinpar Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 People that have some sort of religious aversion to getting timeline. Get over yourself. It's happening. Shut the f**k up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 People that have some sort of religious aversion to getting timeline. Get over yourself. It's happening. Shut the f**k up. It happened months ago, and you don't need to have it if you don't want it. Just block it on Chrome. If you're using something like Internet Explorer you shouldn't be allowed on the internet anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I still don't have it, even though they do keep trying to shove it down my throat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Can I have a sympathy card with extra cheese please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Shite like this: On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African Lady has found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating. "What seems to be the problem Madam?" asked the attendant. "Can't you see?" she said " You've sat me next to a kaffir. I can't possibly sit next to this disgusting human. Find me another seat!" "Please calm down Madam." the stewardess relied. "The flight is very full today, but I'll tell you what I'll do-I'll go and check to see if we have any seats available in club or first class." The woman cocks a snooty look at the outraged black man beside her (not to mention many of the surrounding passengers). A few minutes later the stewardess returns with the good news, which she delivers to the lady, who cannot help but look at the people around her with a smug and self satisfied grin: "Madam, unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. I've spoken to the cabin services director, and club is also full. However, we do have one seat in first class." Before the lady has a chance to answer, the stewardess continues ... "It is most extraordinary to make this kind of upgrade, however, and I have had to get special permission from the captain. But, given the circumstances, the captain felt that it was outrageous that someone be forced to sit next to such an obnoxious person." With which, she turned to the black man sitting next to the woman, and said: "So if you'd like to get your things, sir, I have your seat ready for you..." At which point, apparently the surrounding passengers stood and gave a standing ovation while the black guy walks up to the front of the plane. Or this: Fw: Australia says NO, againToo bad WE can’t be more like the Aussies! Australia says NO - Second Time she has done this! AMAZING You must read it !!!! She's done it again.. She sure isn't backing down on her hard line stance and one has to appreciate her belief in the rights of her native countrymen. A breath of fresh air to see someone lead. I wish some leaders would step up in Canada & USA. Australian Prime Minister does it again!! This woman should be appointed Queen of the World.. Truer words have never been spoken. It took a lot of courage for this woman to speak what she had to say for the world to hear. The retribution could be phenomenal, but at least she was willing to take a stand on her and Australia 's beliefs. The whole world needs a leader like this! Prime Minister Julia Gillard - Australia Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.. Separately, Gillard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying she supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT.. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.' 'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom' 'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society. Learn the language!' 'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.' 'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.' 'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.' 'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.' Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves in Canada & USA , WE will find the courage to start speaking and voicing the same truths. If you agree please SEND THIS ON and ON, to as many people as you know Absolute shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morrison Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I've just seen this posted on my news feed: Person 1: Auschwitz. Enough said. Person 2: So Jealous. X Person 1 is on holiday in Poland, but Person 2 could not have chosen a worse post to respond to like that. Unreal. That was two hours ago, no other responses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 (edited) I've just deleted a girl I went to school with. She's possibly the most boring bint to have ever graced Facebook. Bedtime, going to be a restless nights sleep I think as its to warm xx Time for bed after a lovely meal. Hope I can get a wee lie in lol xxx Two loads of washing done & hung out think a 3rd load can go on xxx Had a fab day/night at the highland games then the shows yesterday now time to do some housework then get dinner ready Green bins been delivered, now just need our brown bins! Do I hang my washing out hmmmm! She has also asked for advice about whether she should hange her washing out or not, as well as "checking in" to her "cosy wee bed". Fucking idiot. Edited August 9, 2012 by Dennis Bergkamp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I've just deleted a girl I went to school with. She's possibly the most boring bint to have ever graced Facebook. She has also asked for advice about whether she should hange her washing out or not, as well as "checking in" to her "cosy wee bed". Fucking idiot. For some reason I'm in tears of laughter at this post. 'Bint' is such a cracking word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I've just deleted a girl I went to school with. She's possibly the most boring bint to have ever graced Facebook. She has also asked for advice about whether she should hange her washing out or not, as well as "checking in" to her "cosy wee bed". Fucking idiot. Christ. Here's the last three statuses of a guy I went to school with, all posted in between a clusterfuck of likes and shared links in the last hour: Absolutely shattered. Before I go to bed, like this for a cheeky rate and date through mail ♥ You can't play on broken strings, You can't feel anything ♥ Before I go to bed, I want to rant a bit. Life, it can be amazing but also it can be utterly unfair. I look at the world and I see junkys on the street, living off other peoples hard work, and the people who are trying to make a good living and raise a respectable family are the ones that have to face severe consequences. Through experience and hearing tragedys from other people, the hard working and respectable that face tragedy like deaths and severe illness, that tears a family apart trust me I know. Ane the junkie scum strolling through life as happy and as healthy as Larry. Why are they not punished? Why is it always the innocent that have to suffer. If God exists, he has a lot to answer for... The last one has 13 likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 "I see junkys on the street, living off other peoples hard work" lol wut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 "I see junkys on the street, living off other peoples hard work" lol wut 21 likes now. What is wrong with people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beermonkey Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I have a couple of family members who keep posting "bored" or "Soooooo Bored", winds me right up it does. Go out & get a fuckin job or do something else with your life if you're that fuckin bored!!! Boring arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Christ. Here's the last three statuses of a guy I went to school with, all posted in between a clusterfuck of likes and shared links in the last hour: The last one has 13 likes. "the junkies stroll through life as happy and healthy as larry". Start taking heroin then, it's obviously the key to a healthy lifestyle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 The only thing i've learned through facebook is that women are magically transformed into pious morons at the point of insemination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 "the junkies stroll through life as happy and healthy as larry". Start taking heroin then, it's obviously the key to a healthy lifestyle. It's definitely a good tip for dieting, never seen a fat smack-head before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Break up spats are the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I'm going to keep reporting this page as a scam until she can prove otherwise. Apparently she can talk to departed pets now, i just posted a slam Sam type question. My Girlfriends family parrot flew out the bathroom window last year and was never seen again. They seem to believe he is living happily somewhere else but i keep telling them he probably got his head pulled off by cats. Any chance you'll try to get in touch with him? His name is Max 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Sevco fan: Angered and offended a Queens Park supporter today coz I asked him if we play them outside Hampden, on the wee pitch. He was like "are you takin' the piss?" .....I was only making a genuine enquiry Yeah, a fucking moronic one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) Apparently she can talk to departed pets now, i just posted a slam Sam type question. My Girlfriends family parrot flew out the bathroom window last year and was never seen again. They seem to believe he is living happily somewhere else but i keep telling them he probably got his head pulled off by cats. Any chance you'll try to get in touch with him? His name is Max We'll see how quickly my post gets deleted... EDIT: Unsurprisingly it's gone. Edited August 10, 2012 by SaltyTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 No need to bother with a trial now that Steph "Fanny" Moir is on the case. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151334840323098&set=a.93901063097.108307.594498097&type=1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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